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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 01:20 AM
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How's this for our 2008 ticket?
President

VP


Spicoli is a wasted druggie who can barely pass high school, and Dr. Drakken is an evil arch-villain who nevertheless mucks up everything he tries.

We can't lose!
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 01:22 AM
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1. We might as well ........
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 01:23 AM
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2. sounds like our current WH
Except these guys are better informed. :)
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 01:26 AM
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3. Was supposed to, but these guys are way cooler. And the VP would
actually have a personality.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 01:30 AM
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5. lol
Cheney does seem to be pretty humorless, haha. He kind of looks like a nice old man, then you realize this bland grandfather probably has a death ray in his basement or something.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 10:25 AM
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14. No, Cheney looks like pure unmitigated evil
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 01:29 AM
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4. Until Dem's get out of denial in not admitting that elections are rigged..
Edited on Tue Aug-02-05 01:31 AM by Robeson
...I say, what-the-fuck. We might as well run Tom and Jerry if we aren't going to fix the phony elections.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 02:21 AM
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7. Yeah, I remember as a kid hearing my grandfather say the same thing
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 02:25 AM
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9. Your grandfather was a wise man.....
...as was mine. I remember mine saying some of the same things, and I just laughed at him as a naive kid. Now I'm starting to realize that there was wisdom in those words.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 10:00 AM
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11. My grandfather also wanted to kill all black people and claimed the lunar
landing was a hoax. He believed that America was in secret negotiations with Russia to turn the country over to the Soviet Union, so we could all be communist, but first he knew they would have to kill all the Christians to do it. He wasn't very religious though, so I doubt he would have cared too much about the Christians.

Wise? Interesting. He looked exactly like Henry Fonda, too, from his younger days until his death.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 06:31 PM
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17. Then obviously, not so wise in other areas....
...;-)
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 01:47 AM
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6. At least Spicoli is willing to share his time(like he
wanted to in class when he ordered the pizza). And Mr. Hand would have to come along to be the real power if he's still alive (for some reason I think that he's dead).

And my kid would want to know where Kim Possible was.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 02:23 AM
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8. Kim Possible would be Secretary of State, of course.
Motor Ed would run the CIA. Seriously.
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 02:34 AM
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10. She'd be a good Sec of State, even though she's only 16.
And Motor Ed-that just makes sense.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 10:03 AM
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12. What about Rufus?
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 11:09 AM
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15. Rufus would be our best
CIA mole, of course.
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Telly Savalas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 10:22 AM
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13. Spicoli is a Hollywood Elitist.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 11:09 AM
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16. Yeah. Gotta love him.
:-)
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