WEEEEEEEE 3 Martini Lunch (Boss Paid For) And I Am Home From Work!

[matcom]

:bounce:

been a busy week at the office so boss and i go out, DRINK lunch and GO HOME!!!

:bounce:

*hick*

who wants my olives?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Are you off Monday and Tuesday?

I am! :bounce:

Veteran's Day and 8 hours of vacation time! Wheeee! Come on 4:00!!!!

[thebigidea]

2. I used to be in a band called 5 Martini Lunch

awful lounge noise hell... somehow we tended to end up playing Velvet Underground covers crossed with Dean Martin.

After losing a month's worth of work right now, I'm tempted to drown in booze myself. AND I DON'T EVEN DRINK.

[meegbear]

3. Over here ...

two of my favorite things:

Free
Food

If you're feeling that good, come on down to my bar.

[soleft]

4. Did you drive home?

:spank:

[matcom]

5. YUP

all 1/4 mile of it :)

[XNASA]

9. But Ossifer, I only had tee martoonies.

Hross my cart and dope to hi.

:crazy:

[Don_G]

6. He Wouldn't Deliver?

Some Companies do: http://www.adn.com/weekend/story/4348727p-4357620c.html

[Richardo]

7. Not if they're like the Firesign Theater's "Ma Rainey's Moleskin cookies"

who wants my olives?


Eat 'em, wipe 'em off, eat 'em again! :D

[thebigidea]

8. look for the bag in the plain brown bag

[LynneSin]

10. "who wants to eat my olives?"

You trying to pick us all up???

[matcom]

11. hey, i can't be bought

but you could ALL rent me right now :D

[LynneSin]

12. Baby I heard you're cheap

I got $4 in my pocket - what can that get this gal?

[matcom]

13. a home run baby

:*

[LynneSin]

15. I'm driving to Boston tonight baby

Is the wife around?
Will she mind?
Will she be joining in?
Please advise!!

[DBoon]

14. Are you guys hiring?

Sounds like my kind of company to work for.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Dammit!

I'm having my first martini in a week or more, and by dammit, I had no olives in the frickin' house, so I'm reduced to a lemon twist!

I hate you MATCOM, I don't care if you are my God!