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Fri Nov-07-03 03:43 PM
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Just wondering--have any DUers ever used one or made a deposit?
I am just curious if it is as easy as it appears on TV.
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Fri Nov-07-03 03:45 PM
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1. mmmmmmmmmkphhhhhssssssshhhhhhhhhhh! |
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Fri Nov-07-03 03:45 PM
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2. Have you been watching that "Jackass" episode again??? |
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The one with the "sperm-a-thon"???;-)
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Fri Nov-07-03 03:48 PM
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3. Biweekly basis, baby... |
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Edited on Fri Nov-07-03 03:48 PM by leftist_rebel1569
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah ;-)
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Kamika
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Fri Nov-07-03 03:48 PM
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4. No but I withdraw sperm |
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Edited on Fri Nov-07-03 04:11 PM by Kamika
I do a sperm withdrawal from the sperm machine every day from my sperm account, at the sperm bank, using my sperm card.
The problem is that my sperm cash is soaked!
any other sperm questions youd like sperm answered?
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Fri Nov-07-03 03:52 PM
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8. Do you pay a lot of sperm fees? |
Kamika
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Fri Nov-07-03 03:57 PM
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But the sperm interest rate is pretty nice for this type of sperm account
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Sun Nov-09-03 09:33 AM
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can i make a deposit with you?
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JohnKleeb
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Fri Nov-07-03 03:49 PM
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but masterbation is pretty easy :D you should try it sometime, no I havent been to a sperm bank but if I ever to, I am so swiping those magazines.
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Fri Nov-07-03 03:49 PM
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And it's a lot harder than it looks on tv. Aiming just right so you shoot right into the ATM slot is difficult.
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Fri Nov-07-03 03:51 PM
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all that moving and changing jobs you've been doing lately
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Fri Nov-07-03 03:53 PM
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9. on a more serious note |
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don't do it you will be turning over your DNA to people you don't know it mind wind up in republican hands :evilgrin:
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Fri Nov-07-03 03:55 PM
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10. Are sperm banks advertising on TV now? |
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Carlos, you really need to stop checking every little detail of your life with DU. Why don't you just call a sperm bank and find out what the procedure is? Relying on the advice of several thousand people you've never met face to face is not a good idea.
Dirk
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Fri Nov-07-03 04:04 PM
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13. I don't even want to picture this... |
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my mind's eye has recently been bleached, and I don't want to go through that agai!
Besides, last time I tried to make a deposit, it "rattled" in th cup! Been WAY to long.
:evilgrin:
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Fri Nov-07-03 04:06 PM
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Ras do they have a good variety of ummm wack off material at the bank, or is that a sperm clinic, because if what they have sucks, I should bring my own stuff :D hehe.
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Fri Nov-07-03 04:58 PM
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25. I only got to see one msmudged picture... |
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all the other pages were stuck together!
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Fri Nov-07-03 04:08 PM
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15. He was asking for advice? |
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I seriously thought he was kidding, last time I took something seriously that was posted in the lounge I was told "Get a grip".
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Fri Nov-07-03 04:12 PM
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Seriously no one is answering my question, do I need my own porn or do they provide and if they do is it good :D. Ok i will stop being a wiseass now.
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Fri Nov-07-03 04:14 PM
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17. I'm think they do have magazines |
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Fri Nov-07-03 04:15 PM
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19. Are they any good Taylor? |
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because if they are medicore and shit, *angry grunt* I am just gonna have to bring my own.
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Fri Nov-07-03 04:17 PM
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22. I've never been to one |
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But I sincerely doubt they'd make you bring your own pornography. Some people are hesitant to go into stores and buy that stuff on their own.
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Fri Nov-07-03 04:21 PM
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23. My daddy does it for me lol |
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Of course they wouldnt make you. lol everything is going digital now whats next digital porn. *ponders* hehe. Dont mind me man, I am just crazy today.
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Fri Nov-07-03 04:15 PM
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The reason why I thought he was kidding because he said are they as easy as they look on tv(something like that) and the only times I see people going to sperm banks on tv they ask the nurse if they can get some "assistance" so by that train a thought I thought he was kidding. I hope you understand :wtf: I am talking about because I don't think I explained it clearly.
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Fri Nov-07-03 04:21 PM
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I think he meant movies though.
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Sun Nov-09-03 09:31 AM
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26. John, at your age you need porno? |
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When I was your age I could squirt at will, and not Will Pitt either.
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Sun Nov-09-03 09:35 AM
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28. No, but I have donated directly twice, |
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to a couple that are very close to us. He is infertile, and after 6 years of trying were about to give up.
Really nothing to it, they gave me a vial, with a liquid preservitive in it, I had to get it to the clinic within 8 hours of making the sample.
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Fri Nov-07-03 04:15 PM
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Edited on Fri Nov-07-03 04:15 PM by Kamika
this GOTTA be a joke, I never laughed so much at a thread as I did at this one
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Sun Nov-09-03 09:36 AM
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It's all in your hands now Carlos.
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Fri Nov-07-03 04:02 PM
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12. My favorite sperm bank story: |
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Edited on Fri Nov-07-03 04:28 PM by Vitruvius
Twenty years ago, I was at the Bell Labs retirement party for a loathsome right-wing Rethug higher-up ("Gene") who fancied himself a genius, shared many of Shockley's racist 'eugenics' ideas, and who'd also just had a flaming affair with his secretary (both were married, but not to each other). An old-timer (who lurks here on DU) got up, said a few words about Gene's career, touching humorously on his numerous scientific fiascos, each of which had garnered him yet another promotion, then said:
"You know, Gene's a real smart guy. (PAUSE) He's so smart that Bill Shockley's Nobel Prizewinner Sperm Bank approached him for a (ahem) donation. (LAUGHTER) And Gene said: 'No thanks, I gave at the office.'"
The whole banquet hall laughed itself silly for two-and-a-half minutes straight (I timed it). And the many of us who had had run-ins with Gene marked his account 'paid in full'.
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