Why don't I keep Advil in my office

[liontamer]

It's my favorite pain reliever, and most of my headaches start when I'm working too long.

[indy_azcat]

1. because the fifth of vodka is tastier?

:shrug:

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

2. dingdingding ... yes indeedy

Or I would also say gin.

[liontamer]

3. if only

I've long since finished the alcohol that I kept in my office. I work in a very social environment.

[intheflow]

4. Because you'd go broke doling it out to mooching co-workers.

Trust me. I know this is what happens.

[liontamer]

5. you're probably right

of course, now i'm the one who's going to go trolling the halls at midnight to mooch of others.

[kick-ass-bob]

12. HEY! I'm the mooching coworker!

Actually, I rarely use Advil/tylenol/etc.

[intheflow]

13. If you rarely use it,

then you wouldn't be a serial moocher. It was really only ther serial moochers that pissed me off and forced me to stop having a bottle in my desk.

[NMMNG]

6. If you don't have Advil, you can always get some hot coworker to give you

a massage ;-)

[liontamer]

7. lol

alas I am limited in hot coworkers, and I'm sure the subset who would have given me a massage at midnight is too small to even count

[MissMillie]

8. Because you know that acetaminophen is easier on the stomach

:)

[Shell Beau]

9. I keep it in my purse.

When you really need it, it needs to be close by.

[sniffa]

10. damn, i thought you were more of a sadist

x(

[liontamer]

14. YOU

into my office NOW! Massage my shoulders! :spank:

[sniffa]

15. ...

:loveya:

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

11. Because if you have advil everyone else will bug you for some

you'll be the resident first aid kit

[Democracy White]

16. Because you like headaches too damn much n/t

[trackfan]

17. Because aspirin works better?