I nominate Slinkerwink to be the new Will Pitt

[jeter]

Will Pitt has been the most popular poster here on DU for sometime, but he has become boring. So I am formally nominating Slinkerwink to be the new most popular poster.

I don't know what she did. Maybe it was that photo post. But she has definitely made an impression.

And I think she is cool.

[CanuckAmok]

1. Cool and hot, a duet of pleasures! n/t

[GOPisEvil]

2. If she wants, she can sleep on my couch like Will did.

She might want to face the opposite direction though. Will drooled...:P

[Skittles]

3. I'm curious

how do you clean up Pitt drool?

[GOPisEvil]

4. Call in the Hazmat team.

I had to evacuate for a couple of days. :D

[jeter]

5. HaHa, I think Will hates me for sure now

Every time I send him a message criticizing something he writes or even commenting for that matter. He always replies with his cheerful,

"hey asscrack."

The truth is I like Will and most things he writes.

[slinkerwink]

8. I don't drool.

Thank god I don't drool in my class. I do have a tendency to grind my teeth when I'm very stressed out which is rare these days.

[slinkerwink]

9. erm....

well, now you know I sleep in class, haha.

[GOPisEvil]

10. Good - because the Hazmat team really wasn't happy with me.

:-)

Hey - sometimes I doze off at the office - it happens. ;-)

[slinkerwink]

6. I'm flattered and all but.....

no one can top Will Pitt or Catwoman!

:-)

[Tyler Durden]

11. Yeah, but you are cute.

nice picture on that big thread.

[slinkerwink]

12. Is Will Pitt cute also?

That's what I want to know, ha.

[Tyler Durden]

16. Wouldn't know...

Never seen his picture, and I don't swing that way.

Like his stuff tho...yours too. You're pretty sharp-

For a "Deanie"

HEHEHEHEH

[slinkerwink]

18. *blows raspberry*

*eerie voice*

Don't worry.......you'll be a "Deanie" soon............don't worry......we will help you take over the world....there will be "Deanie Babies" multiplying everywhere.....


LOL

[BurtWorm]

7. You wouldn't say that about Will if you read his rumble

from the other night, involving a misspelled vulgarism, slapping and charges of Stalinism. It was a classic! (Don't bother looking for it now. It's in the ether, may it rest in peace.)

[JohnKleeb]

13. the picture post helped big time

followed by the next day the ummm stuff lol.

[slinkerwink]

14. what ummm stuff?

*curious*

[JohnKleeb]

15. how a woman seduces a woman

heh. I can be so stupid :D.

[jeter]

17. How does a woman seduce a woman?

Enquiring minds want to know.

[GOPisEvil]

19. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We've been ALL THROUGH THAT!!!!! My poor imagination can't take it anymore!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slinkerwink]

21. haha, sorry for...

teasing you a little :-)

[GOPisEvil]

22. a little?

I thought I was going to need a cigarette and a cold shower...

[JohnKleeb]

25. We gotta find out dude and I should have never infered to it

[slinkerwink]

20. let me explain.....having a sense of humor helps....

I've gotten laid simply by making a girl laugh. Having a sense of humor is great-----just make a cute little joke, and you'll have her laughing.

Eye contact's also important as well as smiling---flash a dimple or two and you'll get her interest.

Really get to know her---ask her---women love to talk about themselves, and that's true.

If she seems tired, offer her a back rub or neck massage. Just let your hands massage her neck/back, and have your hands move down lower---just pay attention to her body language.

Kiss her really well---none of those slobbery kisses. A soft, gentle kiss's great at first, and then do a little sucking on her bottom lip---press your body against hers. Feeling her breasts come up against yours is such a major turn-on, trust me.

I could go on and on.....

[jeter]

23. Goddamn, slinkerwink

Does that work on straight women, too?

Jesus fucking Christ. Except the breast part of course.

[slinkerwink]

26. it works on straight women

just substitute "groin" for "breasts"

Women do like feeling men's arousal against them...

[GOPisEvil]

28. AAAAAIIIIIGGGHHHH!!!!

:nuke:

[Richardo]

33. Jinx! If I weren't 86 trillion vaporized atoms you'd owe me a Coke.

Now - where's that cold shower?

[slinkerwink]

35. I'm drinking a coke now....

brb, gotta get the cookies from my house tea!

:-)

[GOPisEvil]

36. I think there's a line for the cold shower...

:D

[Richardo]

29. gulp

:nuke:

[JohnKleeb]

24. yes do tell

[SOteric]

27. I abstain from voting until we see

slinkerwink lay waste to 6 Repulican arguments per day, speak with eloquence on liberalism in the U.S. before an International audience, write books and articles that contribute to the political momentum, get fan-mail from Sidney Blumenthal, swill cheap beer and rant about baseball.

:hi:

[jeter]

30. I'll give Will baseball

Notwithstanding my own DU name. I actually like the Red Sox (born in Lowell, MA) and hate the Yankees.

[GOPisEvil]

31. All that with a "This Machine Kills Fascists" tattoo!

:P

[jeter]

34. But back to lesbian sex

I want to hear more about this.

[JohnKleeb]

38. me too lol

and on Pitt lol hes one hell of a guy but he cant tell us about this kind of shit lol, no offense Will.

[slinkerwink]

32. well....how about my asking Dick Cheney a question which he didn't answer?

This is an entry from this past summer in my livejournal:

I had a very interesting day. Why was it so interesting?

For starters, I got to see Dick Cheney aka "Heart Attack Man" speak today, and I also got to ask him a question. Here's how it happened from the beginning.

I had to leave my office at 11AM to get there early enough to get a decent seat so I could hear Dick Cheney speak to us. When I arrived at the Hart Building, I found to my dismay that there already was a long line of interns. I spoke to one girl and she'd been waiting in the line since 9:30 AM. I was about to give up when I remembered that I was deaf. It was definitely time to pull what I call the "deaf" card.

I walked past the long line of interns, and stood at the table in front of the woman who was signing the interns into the conference room. I told her that I was hearing-impaired and I needed to get a front row seat so that I could read the Vice-President's lips. The woman was stumbling all over herself to help me and enthusiastically showed me to the front row where I got the best seat in the room. I was directly in front of the podium where Dick Cheney would speak.

I had to wait an hour in that chair. My butt was about to go numb when Trent Lott walked onto stage. You could see the oiliness that was seeping off his skin, that kind of political oiliness that comes from lying to people for so long. I recoiled from him inwardly and he stood in front of the podium. He talked about what a great man Dick Cheney was and how long they had known each other.

Then Dick Cheney came onto stage. He looked a lot smaller than he looked on television. What gray hair he had left in the election of 2000, had gone completely white. Cheney looked more like a CEO than a Vice President of the United States. He adjusted the mike and started to speak.

Cheney talked about how great it was to work for a country as great as ours, and how important it was for us to combat terrorism everyday. He went on at a great length about the dangers of terrorism, never quite naming who those terrorists were.

Then it was time for questions. Only interns from the front row could ask the questions. I realized that most of the interns beside me in the front row were probably hand-picked to ask safe, innocuous questions that would not embarass the Vice President. I knew I had an opportunity to ask the Vice President a question that wasn't scripted by his aides. I stood in line and garnered a strange look from the chief of staff in Trent Lott's office. I ignored the looks I was getting from the other interns.

The guy in front of me had finished asking his question which was about what it was like for Cheney on September 11th. Cheney, predictably enough, had given a long patriotic spiel about how proud he was the country had pulled together in a time like that.

"Will the young lady with the tie please come forward?" Cheney asked, motioning me forward to the mike.

I stepped forward, adjusted my tie a bit, and looked squarely at the Vice President of the United States.

"My name is Noelle, and I am hearing-impaired. I have a question to ask that most disabled Americans would like to be answered. That question has to do with Social Security. Since I am hearing-impaired, I receive disability benefits from Social Security every month to help pay the expenses that comes from being disabled. Right now, I am worried about Social Security because our present economy is running an extremely high budget deficit. I have heard that this administration is planning to take some funding from Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security to help pay off a bit of the deficit. If that happens, then what will happen to my disability benefits which I sorely need? How will your administration, in 2004, help ensure the safety of disability benefits from Social Security for disabled Americans like me?"

I stood away from the mike, and my heart had never beaten so hard before. The Vice President started to speak that the budget deficit was because of September 11th, when I noticed that his mike was blocking his mouth.

"Um, sir? Can you please lower the mike so I can read your lips?" I interrupted Dick Cheney, who apologized and lowered his mike.

He kept on talking about how important it was to have money to fight terrorism, and my eyes glazed over from the ridiculously vague answers he was giving. He did not answer my question. He did not give me his administration's plan for Social Security for deaf Americans. I just grinned, rolled my eyes, and sat back down in my chair.

I loved the fact that I had interrupted the Vice-President of the United States.

[Richardo]

39. Key phrase: "young lady with the tie..."

:P

Seriously, :yourock: SLinker. Most excellent encounter.

[slinkerwink]

41. Trent Lott tried to shake my hand

I was in the crowd afterwards and Trent Lott was going through the crowd of us interns, shaking hands left and right. My hand was there by my side and Trent Lott picked it up and shook it. I felt so disgusted.....eww....

[JohnKleeb]

44. Did you wash it and get it decotaminated?

[slinkerwink]

45. I washed my hands very vigorously....

ick, who knows where Lott's hands have been?

[JohnKleeb]

47. I know

Good thinking though. Lott's one filthy bastard. Ive never touched a right wing politican lol before.

[slinkerwink]

52. haha, it's a very scary experience

[JohnKleeb]

53. Thats why I am not getting involved in politics ;)

Actually real reason is that I am shy but lol.

[slinkerwink]

55. aww....but it's fun being a political junkie

[JohnKleeb]

57. Yea its ok though

I had plans to run for VP of young dems actually but it never worked out the way I would have liked. If I did get involved it would be like behind the scenes work.

[SOteric]

42. That's good stuff,

but really, Will Pitt's been known to put some tough questions to some well-placed people on more than one occasion. So you're still going to need to swill cheap beer and root for the RedSox. At. Least.

[slinkerwink]

43. I live in Western MA and I root for the Sox

plus, I love Coronas......:-) Speaking of Coronas, I'm going to make a run into town to buy another pack.

[AWD]

37. Welll....

...if I get elected, I plan to offer both of them jobs on my staff. Then we'll see who's better!

[jeter]

40. I guess I'm just sick of Will calling me an asscrack

I'm revolting against "the man."

[matcom]

46. then stop BEING an asscrack

:D

sorry. don't know what you mean

:D

[jeter]

48. I was referring to how everytime...

I write Will with an opinion on something he just wrote or a criticism, he responds to me by calling me an "asscrack."

I think it's hilarious. And the truth is I like most of what Will writes. But he can be thin skinned sometimes. But this thread has less to do with Will than it does to do with Slinkerwink. I was just noticing how popular she has become in such a short period.

[matcom]

49. DO NOT SAY THAT ABOUT PITT

asscrack

:D

just kidding of course

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

50. If anybody's the asscrack, it's you!

:P

I mean, you've had one on your posts for how long now? :D

[SOteric]

54. Great minds

yada yada...

[SOteric]

51. Matcom's an expert, though

he's shown a lot of asscrack in his day. :7

[brainshrub]

56. I'll have to see her talk first.

I like Will's speeches.

[slinkerwink]

well, I'm hearing-impaired with a cochlear implant

so I have a deaf accent although people I've met, including the President of my college, seem to think I have an eastern european accent. The President of my college asked me if I was from the Balkans. She looked confused when I said I was from Texas. I ended up clarifying it by saying I was hearing-impaired. You could see the dawn of comprehension come over her face and she did a huge "OH!"

[jono]

58. Locking

Please do not call out other DU members who are not participating in the thread.

I'm going to lock this now.

Thanks,
Jono
DU Moderator