Time for a DU Presidential Cabinant thread

[VermontDem2004]

I don't want to be President but I would gladly be Attorney General. I promise to uphold the law as fair as possible and not infringe on people's civil liberties. You can respond telling me who you think would best fit a certain cabinent position and explain why, or you can choose yourself and tell me why you think you should hold that cabinent position.

(this thread is probaly dumb and I expect to get 1 or 2 replies at the most)

[w13rd0]

1. I think I'd be a great "travelling liason" for...

...um...stuff. I'd travel the world generating goodwill toward the United States and apologizing for our allowing Bush to occupy the Oval Office. I don't need a large salary, heck, just a modest stipend and expenses (which aren't much, I'm pretty poor, and used to making do with less)...

[eyesroll]

2. I'm not sure if I'd be a good cabinet member,

but I realized last night, while watching the West Wing rerun, that I'd love to be the press secretary.

Not that I do particularly well when talking to the press.

But it would be fun nonetheless.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. Secretary of Lay-Beer

You'll have to create a new post.

[denverbill]

4. Is there a Secretary of Kicking Dick Cheney in the Nuts?

If so, I'll take that.

Otherwise, hmm, I guess Health and Human Services.

[PopSixSquish]

5. Will Pitt for Press Secretary!

and Matcom for cruise director. I assume that will be a new cabinet position in the DU Administration.

[matcom]

6. I Want To Be "Morality Secretary"

there IS such a post ain't there?

i think *I* would be PERFECT!!

[SmileyBoy]

7. I call Secretary of GETTIN' DOWN!!!!!

Party party party PAAAAARRRRT-AAAAAYY!!!!!!!

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