10 Crazy Bastards I want to give TV shows to

[jane_pippin]

The other day I saw a clip of Rumsfeld talking his crazy talk, (I don't even recall what it was about, it's been going on for so long), and in between swearing at him and flipping off the tv screen, I started laughing and got to thinking that somewhere in some alternate universe, Rummy would be a comic genius.

So I decided to make a list of Crazy Bastards and alternate universe TV shows I'd like them to host or star in.

This list doesn't mean I like these folks. In fact, I'd like to see many of them hauled off to prison or burn in hell for all eternity. It just means that every time I see these people something about them triggers my inner-alternate universe network programmer, who then points out a firm index finger and says "By god, give that man a tv show!"

So here's my list:

Rummy & Wolfy's Laugh-In
Talk Sex with Rick Santorum
Gavel to Gavel with F. James Sensenbrenner
Zell Miller's Wild World of Sports
Duncan Hunter's Kitchen
Paging Dr. Frist
Dick Cheney's Beat the Press
Let's Make a Deal with your host Tom DeLay
Jeff Gannon's Elimidate
Scott McClellan's Name That Tune (hint to alternate universe contestants: all "tunes" answers are The Investigation is Ongoing)



Got any of your own?

[pstans]

1. I got a few

Yours are great, so I will it a chance.

Unsolved History with Katherine Harris and Kenneth Blackwell

Blow the Budget Decorating with Representive Jim Nussle (Iowa rep who is chair of the Budget committee)

Big Brother brought to you by Porter Goss

The Telephone Game staring Karl Rove, Robert Novak, and Scooter Libby with appearences from a mystery guest.

The Truman Show staring George W. Bu$h

Growing Up Almost Gotti staring the Bu$h boys (George, Neil and Jeb)

No Sex in the City staring Lindsay Graham

The Real World featuring every Republican in Congress

[jane_pippin]

3. Nice work!

I like them all, but I like "unsolved history" the best.

[noonwitch]

2. Write and sing your own song, hosted by John Ashcroft

Make it patriotic, or you go to Gitmo!

[jane_pippin]

4. Hahah! That's just plain scary.