Help me brainstorm ways to get rich so I can send a ton of money to DU!

[The Night Owl]

[matcom]

1. prostitution

[Lerkfish]

3. hey, worked for Gannon.

:)

[UrbScotty]

2. Rent your sig line as advertising space (nt)

[gmoney]

4. Exploit fundamentalists

Buy a mailing list (Terry Schaivo's parents have one for sale) and send them a letter promising to say a prayer for them if they just send $50 to you so you can continue your important work. (Which is sending out letters asking for $50.) When you receive a payment, just say "I pray for this person" and go to the bank.

Set aside some of the funds to buy more lists and send out more mailings. Oh, and consider finding a way to establish yourself as a church for tax purposes, and all the income is tax free!

[UrbScotty]

5. That's what I was going to do (nt)