The dirtiest thing ever said on Television

[Modem Butterfly]

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver last night,"

Discuss.

[WCGreen]

1. Play by play sportcaster.....

The offense is coming in spurts

[Modem Butterfly]

4. Reminds me of my favorite song...

"Love Comes in Spurts"

[WCGreen]

6. It does.....

I thought it flowed like a river....

[bearfan454]

2. That's an old one. n/t

[Deja Q]

3. Yeah. An old beaver...

:rofl:

[GregW]

5. Newlywed Game - 1977

Bob: Here's the last of our five-point questions. Girls, tell me where, specifically, is the weeeeeiirdest place that you personally, girls, have ever gotten the urge the make whoopee. The weirdest place. Olga?
Olga: Umm . . . (audience laughter)



Bob: Yes, Olga?

Olga: Uh . . .

Henry: Go ahead.

Bob: Yes, Olga.

Olga: I'm trying to think. Umm . . . Gee Henry, what did you say?

Bob: Hey, don't ask him. He can't help you out at all.

Olga: Is it in the ass?

Bob: No no no . . . no . . . what I'm talking about is the weirdest location, the weirdest place . . .

Olga: The weirdest location. I don't know.

Hank:

[Strawman]

7. ESPN NHL announcer Darren Pang had a good one

Darren Pang, ESPN hockey announcer: "-Stephan Yelle, through the neutral zone. First he beats off, *laughing* Chris Chelios, and then he beats, Eric - *laughing more* - before firing that one wide, on Jeff Hackett, low to the stick side. Great individual effort."


http://www.logusz.com/~yupislyr/1/beatoff.mp3

I love how he totally loses it laughing right on the air after realizing that he just said "beats off"

[caty]

8. >>>>>

:rofl:

[skygazer]

9. Heard years ago on a televised baseball game

"The batter is standing erect at the plate."

[TWiley]

10. Look at that Dick ! Now thats what I call penetration !

A sportscaster said this during an NFL Football game.

[LizW]

11. "Hoof Hearted" the race horse

Not that dirty, but very funny.

"And it's Hoof Hearted coming up on the outside...Hoof Hearted is closing fast....he takes the lead....it's Hoof Hearted by a length....HOOF HEARTED WINS!!"

:rofl:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

12. When I saw the thread title

My first thought was your choice. :thumbsup: