henslee
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:16 PM
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Why does my dog walk up and down a sidewalk about ten times right before |
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does his business even in horrible weather?
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:19 PM
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1. Your dog clearly has OCD... |
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doggy Prozac or a non-lethal lightening strike should do the trick.
I suggest both. Pop the pill and then send the dog out with a kite attached to the collar.
Good Luck!
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:41 PM
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henslee
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:44 PM
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10. the "OCD" happens to be the name of his posse. |
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:20 PM
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2. It's an evolutionary trait. The dog is looking for Sleestacks. |
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:47 PM
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12. You made me look up sleestacks Can now die happy knowing what they are.Thx |
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:49 PM
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13. Well I'm glad you know that your dog is protecting you from them. |
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:22 PM
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3. Does he make comments about your strange Porcelain fetish ? |
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Leave the poor guy alone and let him do it 'his way'
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:23 PM
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4. He is working through issues |
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:23 PM
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5. For the same reason he turns around three times before lying down |
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It's just the way it's done.
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:49 PM
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14. "That's just the way its done???!!#@! That is lame ass answer . |
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:26 PM
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6. Because those proto-dogs that only did it five times |
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had a distinct evolutionary disadvantage.
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:38 PM
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7. Because where to poop is the biggest decision he has to make all day |
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so he's making it count! hehehe
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:50 PM
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:42 PM
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9. It's clearing it's mind of Thetans, and contacting Xenu. |
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:46 PM
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11. He's trying to make a decision. |
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Where should I go? Where should I go?:shrug:
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:56 PM
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16. My big dog turns in circles before she does her business. |
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And my puppy just squats and goes. She doesn't care.
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