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Wed Aug-03-05 06:56 PM
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Poll question: What superpowers do you wish you had? |
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Inquiring minds want to know.
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Wed Aug-03-05 06:58 PM
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:00 PM
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2. I would LOVE to be able to fly! |
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Super Clintmax to the rescue!
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:19 PM
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15. Isn't that aerial mobility? |
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Anyway, that's my wish too.
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:00 PM
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Heal the sick, raise the dead, make all the boys talk outta their heads.
( With apologies to Johnny Rivers' Seventh Son :) )
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:01 PM
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4. I wish we had China and the European Union for superpowers. |
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This 'U.S. as the sole superpower' thing has really turned us into power-crazed, warmongering, torturing, bigoted, arrogant thugs. It's time to turn the reins over to someone else for a while.
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Democracy White
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:01 PM
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5. The Roman Empire, resurrected. n/t |
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:01 PM
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There'd be a whooooooole lotta little-red-wagon fixin' going on, too.
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:02 PM
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but I'd be a supervillain.
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:04 PM
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8. The ability to pause time. |
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Imagine the State of the Union address..
The Chimp is up there "blah blah blah.. terra terra terra.." and then I pause time, put a blot on his forehead, walk away, and resume time. Pause again immediately & continue with my writing on his forehead. The process may take a while, but it'd look to normal people like some invisible force was writing "666" on his forehead. THAT'd cause a stir - could you imagine his fundie base trying to blame the liberals for that one??? (I'd also take that opportunity to replace his water with Everclear. Let 'em take a sip of THAT during the speech.. lol)
Meanwhile, there are senate races going-on. Picture the debate: Our Candidate is sitting back relaxing, while Their Candidate is circling on-stage, giving his bullshit answer. I pause time, pour some water down the front leg of his pants, and then resume time. Yes, ladies & gentlemen.. I just made it look like their candidate pissed his pants. (I'd probably wait for a key question.. to make him look afraid. Maybe a gay rights question would be good timing on that one..)
Then, there's always the hidden-camera-planted-by-invisible-man ploy. That'd be interesting, to say the least.. :P
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:07 PM
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Really creative post there.
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:09 PM
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10. When using the power for good, the ability to not be killed or feel pain. |
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Sort of like how it was for the guy in Highlander, although he wasn't necessarily a "good" guy. (However, cutting off my head wouldn't kill me the way it would kill him.)
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:09 PM
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11. At my age, XRay Vision...... |
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Super Dirty Ol' Man to the rescue....
A guys, go on ahead.....
I think the Buckeye Chearleaders are about to.......
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:10 PM
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12. I would love to be a cyborg. |
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:16 PM
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To have enough energy to do the things I want and need to do.
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:17 PM
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14. What if we've already got one of those |
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Wed Aug-03-05 07:20 PM
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16. Just two: telekinesis and one of Wonder Woman's old tricks... |
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...the power to compel another to tell the truth.
You can just IMAGINE who I'd be using it on... :)
The telekinesis? That's for personal use. :bounce:
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