There is nothing more vile or disgusting on this Earth than mayonaise

[Taverner]

GROSS..

I can't stand it...sour like vingar, rotten smelling like eggs, greasy like motor oil....

If you can think of something more disgusting than this stuff, have at it...

[Richardo]

1. Miracle Whip

Greasier than mayo, with a genuinely pukey taste.

(PS I LURVE mayo) :9

[Taverner]

2. Is Miracle whip made with raw egg yolks and vinegar?

Does it smell like ass like mayo?

I swear there is no difference between the pus from acne and mayo...

[Richardo]

3. I'm getting the idea you really don't like mayonnaise...

Is someone forcing you to eat some?

[Bunny]

9. I love Miracle Whip!

Mayo? Not so much. I don't hate it, but I'd much rather have Miracle Whip.

[Richardo]

13. You and my Dad.

I didn't even know what mayo tasted like until I left home for college. We had all-MW, all the time growing up. (MW was cheaper than mayo.)

[auntAgonist]

19. miracle whip for me, mayo for

my husband.

[Bunny]

20. Ah, a mixed marriage!

;)

[motely36]

4. I love mayonaise

YUM!

:9

[TheMightyFavog]

11. Goes good with french fries!

:9

[motely36]

17. Oh, that is good eating

:bounce:

[Avalux]

5. NOOOO!

Mayonnaise is the food of the Gods! How could you not like a BLT smothered in mayo???



;-) :hi:

[Zuni]

6. onions

taste and smell like funky armpits

[Democracy White]

7. I used to like mayo

but now I can't stand it unless I add mustard to it.

It makes me sick to my stomach and it must be the lactose that's in it cause I'm lactose intolerant. (Though I still consume dairy products.)

dee

[Wapsie B]

8. Yeah, fried Eggplant.

:hide:

[TXlib]

10. I like mayo

I hate the fat-free shit, though.

I like to mix mayo and ketchup for french fries.

And a BLT isn't a BLT without mayo.

[caty]

12. I love

Miracle Whip. I load it on roast beef sandwiches and blt's. It's good in potato salad, too. Mmmmmmmm I've even been known to dip potato chips in it. yummy!:9

[Napoleon Dynamite]

24. you dip chips in Miracle Whip??? ewww

I'm trying to be open minded, but that is just nasty. I've dipped them in ranch dressing before though, and sometimes ketchup.

[caty]

26. Before I

discovered dipping them in Ranch Dressing--it was Miracle Whip. A substitute for real dip when I didn't have any. I still do now and then.

[Taverner]

14. Shudder...shudder

[XemaSab]

15. Murre shit and mayo look and smell alike

Look at all the mayo on that rock! yummy!

[bicentennial_baby]

16. Liver

and another vote for Miracle Whip... :puke:

[Montauk6]

18. Mayonnaise on cranberry sauce.

Honorable mention:

Avocado
Dorianfruit
Chili with sugar added
Salt on nectarines
Ricotta calzones

[Strawman]

21. You're just like the Undercover Brother then

[barb162]

22. horseradish is way worse

[Napoleon Dynamite]

23. reminds me of a game of truth or dare I played years ago

Some guy took dare and had to eat a GIANT heaping spoonful of Hellman's mayonnaise. I'm gagging now just remembering it.

[leftofthedial]

25. any repuke

is infinitely more vile than even rancid mayo.

[TXlib]

27. Not a problem in the context of this thread, unless you're a cannibal.

[leftofthedial]

29. OP just said

"If you can think of something more disgusting than this stuff" and didn't restrict it to food.

:shrug:

I'd rather eat cat shit than a repuke.

blech!

[Wetzelbill]

28. I can barely even look or be near any type of condiments

It took me most of my life to where I could even eat within the sight of mustard, which is by far the one that gets me the most. I'm horribly obsessive compulsive about that stuff.