Need a gift for that hard to please person?

[Speck Tater]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/031030/480/nyr10310302022&e=14

[politicat]

1. HEYYY!!!!

If we a) assume Vampires are real (yeah, right) and b) assume that there are very few of them, then selling a kit for destroying them is either

a) a kit for the destruction of a minority of people and thus genocide, or

b) a kit for the destruction of an endangered species and thus ecological devastation.

(With 6 billion of us on the planet, a few predators wouldn't hurt us..... *blink, blink*)

Save the Vampires.

(Why does this sound like a really silly short story?!?)