PC Load Letter?

[ET Awful]

What the fuck does that mean?

[XemaSab]

1. .

Michael: At least your name isn’t Michael Bolton.

Samir: Michael, there’s nothing wrong with that name.

Michael: There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about nine years old and that no-talent assclown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Samir: Well, why don’t just go by Mike, y’know?

Michael: Hey, why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. That's my favorite line in the movie!

It's how I feel about life right now too.

[ET Awful]

7. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta'

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

2. here's what it means

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. Damn it feels good to be a gangster

we're all going to pound me in the ass prison...

[Zenaholic]

3. "I believe you have my stapler?"

"...gonna set the building on fire"

[jus_the_facts]

5. S-t-a-a-p-l-e-r.......

:rofl:

[ET Awful]

9. I used to sit by the window and I could watch the squirrels and the

squirrels were married.

[Shakespeare]

12. Actually, that's "merry"

Milton Waddams: And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

That part KILLS me. Love that movie!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/quotes

[ET Awful]

14. Just because IMDB says it doesn't make it so.

Those are e-mailed in or submitted by viewers, not taken from the script.

You may be right, but I've seen LOTS of incorrect quotes on IMDB in the past.

I'll wait to pass judgment until I can track down a copy of the screenplay (which usually isn't hard to do).

[jus_the_facts]

16. Uhmm yeeeah....we need to talk about your TPS Reports.....

:evilgrin:

[Shakespeare]

17. weeeeeeell, I always thought it was "merry," too.

Lost count of how many times I've seen the movie, but I could be wrong.

:shrug:

[ET Awful]

18. That's why I said he may be right :)

I just don't accept IMDB as a source for accurate quotes since I've found numerous inaccurate ones on there in the past.

[gmoney]

22. "...they were married."

Just put in Office Space and turned on the subtitles, which I presume were written from the script...

Married squirrels? Cuter than pandas?

[youspeakmylanguage]

8. Has anyone seen Mike Judge's original "Office Space" cartoons?

I remember them from "Liquid Television" on MTV, back in the day. They were almost funnier than the movie.

I'm searching to see if anyone has a copy online...

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. if you find the milton shorts, please post a link

I've been looking for them for years without success.

[youspeakmylanguage]

11. I'm probably out of luck, then... (n/t)

[LynzM]

13. I LOVE this movie!

Manager: I thought I remembered you saying that you wanted to express yourself.

Joanna: Yeah, you know what, yeah I do. I do want to express myself, ok, and I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it. Alright, there's my flair, ok, and this is me expressing myself. Okay? There it is. I hate this job, I hate this god damn job and I don't need it.

[Kraklen]

15. Geto Boyz!

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin mouth
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas don’t start fights
And niggas always gotta high cap
Showin’ all his boys how he shot em
But real gangsta-ass niggas don’t flex nuts
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em
And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta
Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real gangsta ass niggas don’t sleep

And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin’, pussy-eatin’ prankstas
Cuz when the fry dies down what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Feedin’ the poor and hepin out wit they bills
Although I was born in jamaica
Now I’m in the us makin’ deals
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
I mean one that you don’t really know
Ridin’ around town in a drop-top benz
Hittin’ switches in my black six-fo’
Now gangsta-ass niggas come in all shapes and colors
Some got killed in the past
But this gangtsa here is a smart one
Started living for the lord and I’ll last

Now all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin’ cocksuckin’ prankstas
When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangta-ass nigga knows the play
Real gangsta-ass niggas get the flyest of the bitches
Ask that gangsta-ass nigga little jake
Now bitches look at gangsta-ass niggas like a stop sign
And play the role of little miss sweet
But catch the bitch all alone get the digit take her out
And then dump-hittin’ the ass with the meat
Cuz gangsta-ass niggas be the gang playas
And everythings quiet in the clique
A gangsta-ass nigga pulls the trigger
And his partners in the posse ain’t tellin’ off shit
Real gangsta-ass niggas don’t talk much
All ya hear is the black from the gun blast
And real gangsta-ass niggas don’t run for shit
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas can’t run fast
Now when you in the free world talkin’ shit do the shit
Hit the pen and let the mothafuckas shank ya
But niggas like myself kick back and peep game
Cuz damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[El Fuego]

19. THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE FLAIR!!!!

You need at least 30 pieces of flair in the thread. I only count 17! People come to DU for the FLAIR!!!

[friesianrider]

20. "back up in your ass with the resurrection."

GREATEST. MOVIE. EVER.

[gmoney]

21. "What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to VIBE?"

I can't even TYPE that line without cracking up. :rofl:

[XemaSab]

23. .

Peter: Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’ll do, man. Two chicks at the same time.

[GOPisEvil]

24. This is a fuck!!

[CTLawGuy]

25. I'm gonna go watch that movie now

:)