Mike Tyson/Porn???? - Democratic Underground

ls317

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Thu Aug-04-05 04:34 PM
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Mike Tyson/Porn????

Edited on Thu Aug-04-05 04:35 PM by ls317

Just when one thinks that Mike Tyson's career has hit rock bottom, it plunges a little farther toward the earth's molten core. Published reports say Tyson intends to star in a porn film with Jenna Jameson.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/writers/pete_mcentegart/08/04/ten.spot/index.html

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xchrom

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Thu Aug-04-05 04:37 PM
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1. i like porn --

but i will pass on that one.
tyson, blech.

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Kikosexy2

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Thu Aug-04-05 04:42 PM
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3. Seen...

naked pics of him...it's a small one after all...it's a small one after all...it's a small..small..

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dr.strangelove

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Thu Aug-04-05 04:43 PM
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4. Thats something I never needed to know

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Kikosexy2

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Thu Aug-04-05 04:48 PM
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6. Does..

size make the man? Super-size me baby!

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dr.strangelove

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Thu Aug-04-05 04:52 PM
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7. I'm happy never to think

about Mike Tyson's genitals, as small as it may be.

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eissa

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Thu Aug-04-05 04:45 PM
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5. No way!

I wouldn't have guessed that.

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Terran

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Thu Aug-04-05 04:53 PM
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8. I've seen that too

and yes, he's way to small to be doing porn. And ugly.

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xchrom

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Thu Aug-04-05 04:57 PM
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9. indeed.

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The Icon Painter

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Thu Aug-04-05 05:04 PM
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10. Small?

Salon mentions something about fourteen inches. Are we talking about the same thing?

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Kalish

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Thu Aug-04-05 05:08 PM
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11. 14?

is that humanly possible? what would a woman do with that?

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ConfuZed

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Thu Aug-04-05 05:10 PM
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13. Everyone woman and their husband?

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Vinca

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Thu Aug-04-05 05:11 PM
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14. As a one time boxing fan, I've watched Tyson get weighed in

the day before his fight in just his skivvies. There's no way in hell there's 14 inches of anything there unless he got an implant. Yeecccchhhh . . . gives me the creeps just thinking about this.

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The Icon Painter

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Thu Aug-04-05 05:17 PM
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15. Just Quoting

Having never seen Tyson in anything save photographs, I have no first hand knowledge of his endowments. This is the relevant passage from Salon:
"According to Zoo magazine's Pedro Fernandez, the answer is yes, and then some. Fernandez writes, "according to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long."

I am just an innocent by-stander. LOL

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ConfuZed

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Thu Aug-04-05 05:19 PM
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16. Holy shit no wonder Robin Givens still loves him after what he did to her.

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Vinca

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Thu Aug-04-05 05:23 PM
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17. LOL! Wonder if it's got tattoos.

(Going to throw up now.:puke: )

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ConfuZed

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Thu Aug-04-05 05:25 PM
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18. The thought of a massive black penis makes you puke?

Hmmmm :/

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eissa

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Thu Aug-04-05 04:38 PM
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2. I shouldn't have read this

just after my lunch :puke:

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ConfuZed

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Thu Aug-04-05 05:09 PM
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12. This doesnt belong in GD

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AngryAmish

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Thu Aug-04-05 05:25 PM
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19. Only if GD means generally disgusting

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ConfuZed

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Thu Aug-04-05 05:26 PM
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20. Relax its just a black penis

:rofl:

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