Best Republican Jokes

[iamjoy]

I know, there aren't any because they are all true.
Trying to help a good fairly liberal friend who is always catching crap from her very Republican brother.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

1. There is a great one about James Carville and Robert Novak...

feel free to fill in your own punchline! hahahaha

[Blue-Jay]

2. The best republican joke. EVER.

[Napoleon Dynamite]

3. you might be able to find something here

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bldailyfeed7.htm?terms=politics

[Sapphocrat]

4. Here you go...

http://www.amuseyourself.com/funny-forwards/jokes-bush-gop.html

[HawkerHurricane]

5. Will Rogers...

shortly after Herbert Hoover's innaugeration visited the White House.

"Mr. President," said the great humorist, "I'm here to tell you the latest jokes!"

"Too late," replied the new president, "I already appointed them."

[NewJeffCT]

6. From last year - "Robot Bartender"

This is from last year, and is paraphrased and probably can be tweaked all the time with the last line, but here goes...

To Tom's surprise, the local bar he frequents brought in a new bartender that happened to be a robot.

Tom asked the owner about this and said that it was great and will be the next big thing, just tell it your IQ and it will engage in an appropriate conversation with you.

So, Tom watches a man go up to the bar. It asks him his IQ, and the man says, "150" and the robot proceeds to engage the man in a conversation about rocket science, quantum mechanics and nuclear biology.

Tom is amazed, and decides to test it out himself. He goes up and says that his IQ is 100. The robot then proceeds to talk to Tom about the latest football and baseball scores and the top movie at the box office the last weekend.

Tom thinks this is great, but wants to try it again.

He walks out and comes back in and tells the robot his IQ is "50".
The robot promptly replies, "Voting for Bush again this year?"

[WCGreen]

7. Bush