What's your Freeper sigline?

[Nailzberg]

Mine's "Bring 'em on"

I was thinking of "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." but it was kinda long.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. OMG...was that his best freudian slip to date?

[Nailzberg]

10. I couldn't believe it myself.

Dubya actually letting truth come out of his mouth. Shocking

[ghostsofgiants]

2. "Capitalism and I saved it until we were married" maybe?

[Kathleen04]

3. Mine..

--K. K. Kathleen--

Uh oh. :spank:

[Nailzberg]

6. Reminds me of when my mom freaked out watching fans at a baseball game

The pitcher had a few strikeouts recorded, and the fans had their "K" signs up in the bleachers. She thought they were endorsing the KKK until I explained that strikeouts are called "K's" in the stats.

[Kathleen04]

7. Funny

I know so little about sports that I'd be just as puzzled as your mom. :7

[Nailzberg]

4. If I was to distort my DU sigline...

it would be "The only time success comes before work is when you are born into a privledged inheritance because your ancestors made the family fortune selling German war bonds in the middle of World War II."

[KitchenWitch]

5. Here

It is easy to criticize, particularly in a political season. But to lead is something altogether different. The leader must live in the real world of the price that might be paid for the goal that has been set.
Norm Coleman

[mcctatas]

8. "God hates liberals"

or my personal favorite from the great political mind Anne Coulter..."We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity":puke:

[expatriot]

9. Here is the Freeper-polarized version of my sig-lines....

The greatness of any nation and its moral progress can be judged by how many heathens it kills.

The question is not "Can we be compassionate?" or "Can we work to reduce the burden of misery and injustice in the world?" but rather, "Can our actions, if evil enough, hasten the coming of the apocalypse and the return of our ass-kicking, skull-bashing, muslim-killing Jesus?!?!?!?!"

[expatriot]

11. A few Famous Freeper taglines throughout U.S. history...

Long live King George. Support the monarchy!
Long live the Confederacy. Support slavery!
Long live Hoover. FDR is a Red. (You gotta admit, that Hitler has some good ideas!)
Long live the Jap internment camps! (We are treating those cold-blooded killing, surprise attacking Japs too nicely!)
Long live state's rights! Support segregation!
Long live Nixon! (Have you killed a gook for God today?)
Long live Reagan! (a couple more anti-union presidents like this and unions will be dead forever!)
Long live Newt! Clinton is the spawn of Satan!
Long live King George! Support the empire!