Nude Man Wanders Into Sandwich Shop Wearing Ski Mask

[matcom]

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SPENCER, Iowa --A man who police say showed up at a sandwich shop wearing nothing but a ski mask will face several charges once he's released from the hospital, police said Thursday.

Mathias Kout, 55, of Spencer, walked into a Subway about 11 p.m. Wednesday without any clothes on -- except for the mask.

He didn't stay long and he didn't order anything, Police Chief Mike Lashbrook said.

A woman was working at the counter when Kout walked in, Lashbrook said.

Not long after, the woman's boyfriend walked in and Kout left, he said.

Police spotted a pickup truck described as the one Kout left in. During a chase, Kout lost control and crashed, Lashbrook said.

Kout was taken to a local hospital, where he remained Thursday. Hospital officials did not release any information about his condition.

Lashbrook said he doesn't believed Kout intended to rob the restaurant. He wasn't armed, the chief said.

"I'm not sure what he would rob it with," he said.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/08/04/nude_man_in_ski_mask_enters_sandwich_shop?mode=PF

[Daphne08]

1. "I'm not sure what he would rob it with," he said.

So much one could say.

I won't.

:rofl:

[Hav]

7. .

His pistol wasn't loaded anymore.

[ghostsofgiants]

2. I was expecting a joke...

Until I realized that I had already heard about it.

Dammit, someone needs to make a joke out of that setup.

[In_The_Wind]

3. he should be real CAREFUL about any takeout order of HOT coffee

[xchrom]

4. "I'm not sure what he would rob it with," he said.

i guess he wasn't well endowed.

[Clintmax]

5. Hey, 55 year old men need to have some fun too!

:rofl:

[WoodrowFan]

6. oh like you've never done this

over-reaction, who HASN'T done this at least once in their life!! (crickets)

[Paradise]

8. lol! du just wouldn't be the same without you! :) n/t

[elperromagico]

9. Was it a footlong or a six inch?

The sub the customers were eating, I mean.

[khashka]

10. So I guess his pistol wasn't loaded

So to speak.

Khash.

[elperromagico]

11. "Wandered" in?

I know when I take my daily stroll through the neighborhood, clad only in a ski mask, I always "wander" into Subway.

[underpants]

12. Well then technically he wasn't nude now was he?

merely as a reseference HERE is a picture of a naked 55 year old man
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you looked.

[matcom]

13. no i didn't

:hi: sleepy-head :hi:

[all.of.me]

14. well, that headline made MY day! hahahahah

:rofl:

thanks, matcom. i'm so glad you give us the REAL news. the rest of that shit is depressing!