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Fri Aug-05-05 01:36 PM
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Well this is just disgusting... |
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It's called "A Taste of Thai" microwave noodles in the Pad Thai flavor and it is beyond disgusting. I picked it up at the grocery store last time I went shopping to try and MAN it is freaking gross. You dump everything into what looks like a chinese takeout container, add some water and throw it in the microwave for a few minutes, stir, and enjoy. I got everything but that last part. ALl the noodles have cooked together in a giant jellified lump in the bottom...it smells like something that might have come from Satan's armpit, and the taste is beyond description (perhaps a cross between rotten chicken and sweaty jockstrap?)..and yet I continue to eat which leads me to draw several possible conclusions:
1. I like throwing up and am deliberately seeking the worst breath imaginable.
2. My love for rice noodles is such that one could serve them laden with cat feces and I would devour them without hesitation.
3. I'm incredibly cheap and cannot fathom, under any circumstances throwing away something I've spent $1.79 on, no matter how vile it turns out to be.
4. I'm too damned lazy to fix something else for lunch.
I'm going to try the Spicy Peanut tomorrow.
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:39 PM
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The closing sentence is the clincher :).
:rofl:
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:39 PM
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2. There is another possibility |
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(5) They have put some addictive agent into them which is forcing you to eat them no matter how offensive they are.
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:42 PM
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5. Yes! YES! YEEESSSS! Oh God...what have they done to me? |
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:44 PM
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:40 PM
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3. Yup, I tried that one time. |
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Couldn't eat but a couple bites.
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:41 PM
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4. I thought you wrote Santa's armpit |
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:rofl:
time to go back to Ramen noodles.....hohoho
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:42 PM
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you can get 9 packs for a dollar at my local store
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:43 PM
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Edited on Fri Aug-05-05 01:43 PM by toey
damn i'm slow on the uptake
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youthere
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:44 PM
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I can't imagine anything coming out if Santa's armpit would be too pleasant either...of course it would smell like candy canes though, so that's something.
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Fri Aug-05-05 02:31 PM
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Peppermint Thai food....ish
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Fri Aug-05-05 04:49 PM
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17. It sounds kind of nice when you say it that way. n/t |
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:42 PM
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7. Exactly what my son said about them. |
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He made me promise not to buy them again.
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Fri Aug-05-05 02:04 PM
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11. Damn you! I think I hurt myself, my coworkers are staring & |
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I just received an email from my boss suggesting I take some time off. :rofl: :spray:
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Fri Aug-05-05 02:05 PM
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12. I like the peanut noodle one. |
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Fri Aug-05-05 04:47 PM
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16. It's gotta' be better than the Pad Thai one.. |
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this is what they eat in hell-I think.
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Fri Aug-05-05 02:33 PM
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14. Sounds like what I ate everyday in college. |
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Fri Aug-05-05 02:55 PM
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15. haha, let us know how the Spicy Peanut turns out |
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Who says the Lounge doesn't have its finger on the pulse of America.
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