Can I sue Sundog, he has permamently traumatized me with his dead squidcam

[LynneSin]

I'll never be able to enjoy calamari knowing that it could be Squiddy the dead squid from Sundog's recommended squidcam.

http://www.thesciencesite.info/campopup.htm

What restitution do I deserve from him?

[sundog]

1. no, i'm having a wake & you're being cruel to me in my moment of grief

:cry:

[LynneSin]

4. you were the one that told everyone to check out squidcam

and now I'll never be able to order Calamari again because god forbid that's squidy I'm dining on

:cry:

[sundog]

12. you're just trying to knock me when i'm down

:cry:

you think this isn't hard for me too??? :cry:

and now you want to sue me

[LynneSin]

14. Calm yourself with some Delaware TrafficCam

http://www.deldot.net/public.ejs?command=PublicCameraDisplay&county=1&id=110445&hb=1&connectType=http

[sundog]

22. awww, that makes me warm & squishy inside...

like christmas or sadie hawkins day :grouphug:

[LynneSin]

23. Watch here for the next hour

http://www.deldot.net/public.ejs?command=PublicCameraDisplay&county=1&id=103&hb=1&connectType=http

If you see a blue car with a DU bumpersticker making a left - well that's me. I'm heading home soon tonight

[Hugin]

2. Try to get a 5 second delay imposed on his posts.

I was shocked too... I tell you.

I may have to go lay down.

[LynneSin]

3. I feel I need to do drugs now to deal with this trauma....

...anyone have some exlax I can OD on - what a way to go :hurts:

[Hugin]

7. Eeew...

Now, I'm traumatized from your description of your traumatization.


When will the hurting stop?

[Midlodemocrat]

5. It traumatized me as well.

And Skinner. We think we shall ban sundog.

[sundog]

15. et tu midlo?

:cry:

[LynneSin]

16. Midlo, you're a moderator - don't you think Sundog should be banned

for all the hardship & trauma he has caused the lounge with his depressing dead squid

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Skinner talked me out of it.

Plus, sundog has a nice little thing going on in New Mexico and I want to visit.

:bounce:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. OK, here's how it works

Before SUING anyone for duress, you should see a doctor as you will need an expert witness. If you can't find one, look in the Yellow Pages. Go see a shrink who will say that the proximate cause of your duress is the Squid Cam. He also needs to be willing to testify that any reasonable person would have similar reactions to yours after seeing it. We will also need to prove that Sundog knew or should have known that the Squid Cam was damaging and that he is the responsible party for Squid Cam...of course if we find more than one responsible party (hey, maybe we can find ten) we can sue them all and all their John Doe's and DBA's. Deep pockets are always good in non-meritorious cases.

Maybe you will also get physical manifestations such as irritable bowel syndrome or peptic ulcers. Those always are good...judges like to see INJURY and it's hard to see in a Psych report. Oh..and if you get married that will help too...just don't screw the guy....tell him it's because of Squid Cam and we can sue for loss of consortion as well.

[Hugin]

8. Does explosive diarrhea count?

"Go see a shrink who will say that the proximate cause of your duress is the Squid Cam."

Line up... I'll gladly provide this service.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. Explosive diarrhea is always good in stress cases

It grosses out the defense, so they just pay so they don't have to take a depo and hear about it.

[Hugin]

11. Good plan.

I could bring samples to the preliminary hearings if need be.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. In torts they're called settlement conferences

;)

[Hugin]

17. Ah, that legalese.

Okay then...

[Zuni]

21. my boss is in his 3rd settlement of the day

:crazy:

and I haven't done squat!

[LynneSin]

9. Kewl, I know a few doctors, can you do the legal end of it

I'm thinking we could easily get a few million off of this....


....wait, didn't repukes limit tort on this crap to like some paltry amount. Damn those repukes screwing over my life AGAIN!

[Zuni]

19. excellent*

[XNASA]

18. That's really none of our business.