Hugin
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Fri Aug-05-05 02:08 PM
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Legal clearinghouse for injury claims against sundog for "Squidy Incident" |
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Post your PTSD symptoms here.
They will be reviewed by our elite team of shrinks... I mean. Mental Health Professionals.
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Hugin
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Fri Aug-05-05 02:14 PM
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1. I'll get this rolling... |
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I have nightmares... I can no longer eat calimari... I can't take my "Joint Juice" which includes "Shellfish by products".
I can no longer perform my marital duties.
My family claims, "I've changed".
There's also the *cough* explosive diarrhea *cough*
I have a sample here.
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Hugin
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Fri Aug-05-05 02:14 PM
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2. Yup... You sound pretty sick to me. |
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Send the bill to sundog.
NEXT!
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ltfranklin
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Fri Aug-05-05 02:40 PM
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3. Well, here's the problem... |
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Ever since the "Incident", I've become a ravening nymphomaniac. This is really causing problems for me because (a) I'm a guy and (b) I couldn't get laid if my life depended on it these days.
On the bright side, I'm getting some good material for a WB sitcom.
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Hugin
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Fri Aug-05-05 03:28 PM
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4. You *want* to write a WB sitcom? |
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Man! You are sick.
Take this thorazine and straight jacket and report down to the gentlemen in the white smocks.
We'll hold your settlement in trust... (Yeah, thats it) 'till you get better.
NEXT!
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ltfranklin
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Fri Aug-05-05 05:23 PM
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5. Well, part of me does... |
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...and part of me doesn't.
Hey, that's Schizophrenia!!! Can I get a double settlement for multiple personalities?
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Hugin
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Sat Aug-06-05 08:42 AM
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You have to only spend one half of the settlement while in each of the personalities though.
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Sat Aug-06-05 06:10 PM
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7. That's ok...I've got it figured out. |
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Each of my personalities is going to write a will leaving the other the bulk of the settlement. Then, they're going to draw straws, and one of them is going to throw himself off a cliff.
The survivor gets all the money!
But not me...I'm keeping my share, the other two personalities can work it out between them.
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