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Fri Aug-05-05 02:46 PM
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Keep the title, change the motion picture story. |
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Here's mine:
Gone With the Wind
The epic saga of a woman's lonely journey through life, and the flatulence that eventually destroys her.
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Fri Aug-05-05 02:58 PM
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Shocking exposé of the Chicago S&M underworld.
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Fri Aug-05-05 03:01 PM
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An attractive couple has sex. Many, many, MANY times.
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Fri Aug-05-05 04:38 PM
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under other names. but if the people are attractive, the movie costs more. :evilgrin:
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Fri Aug-05-05 03:08 PM
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W has a documentary of his bicycle skills made.
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Highlander - The story of a Republican desperately trying to sell his Toyota SUV and buy a fuel-efficient car.
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Fri Aug-05-05 04:19 PM
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9. Michael Moore should cover that in |
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Fri Aug-05-05 03:10 PM
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A heartwarming tale of a father and son, who both happen to become President
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Fri Aug-05-05 03:16 PM
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Fri Aug-05-05 03:14 PM
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the story of a man providing the streets of dearborn, michigan w/illicit, handmade chess pieces smuggled from istanbul :popcorn:
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Fri Aug-05-05 03:16 PM
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The story of a serial "mooner" that raises havoc in a middle class Baltimore suburb.
Directed by John Waters
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Fri Aug-05-05 04:18 PM
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Fri Aug-05-05 04:27 PM
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Pessimistic grizzly bears keep everyone down in an Oregon forest.
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Fri Aug-05-05 04:29 PM
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11. I thought that was the Timothy Treadwell story |
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Fri Aug-05-05 04:31 PM
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A lemon tree grower goes on a quest to prove that orange juice is fake.
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Fri Aug-05-05 05:50 PM
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Fri Aug-05-05 04:33 PM
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The noble, sometimes quixotic efforts of Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Maxine Waters and all other female Democratic representatives to bring positive change to decrepit American society.
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Fri Aug-05-05 04:37 PM
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The story of the 2007 trial and conviction of the U.S. president for treason and war crimes.
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Fri Aug-05-05 04:41 PM
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Fri Aug-05-05 04:40 PM
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16. March of the Penguins |
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Angered by the current misadministration's environmental negligence, Antarctica's most famous residents storm Washington DC and set up a tent city on the Mall.
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Sat Aug-06-05 10:08 AM
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61. March Of the Penguins |
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A documentary chronicling the 1991 NHL Postseason.
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Fri Aug-05-05 04:43 PM
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a documentary of the 2004 democratic presidential primaries.
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Fri Aug-05-05 04:58 PM
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Fri Aug-05-05 04:43 PM
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The tell-all autobiography of Diahann Carroll.
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Fri Aug-05-05 06:13 PM
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Fri Aug-05-05 04:50 PM
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The groundbreaking documentary about marijuana growers in northern California
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Fri Aug-05-05 05:18 PM
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24. If you grow it, they will come |
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Sat Aug-06-05 08:57 AM
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54. I thought marijuana lowered sperm count |
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Fri Aug-05-05 05:02 PM
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The harrowing true story of a young runaway turned exotic dancer.
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Fri Aug-05-05 05:21 PM
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An unemployed research diver makes ends meet by selling squid poo to the White House chef.
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Fri Aug-05-05 05:22 PM
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26. The Passion of the Christ |
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x rated film about the chronicles of Jesus and the apostles on their days off...people who like this film also liked Apostles Gone Wild
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Fri Aug-05-05 05:33 PM
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Sat Aug-06-05 12:13 AM
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42. And the follow up, "Women of Jesus Exxposed!" |
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Fri Aug-05-05 05:23 PM
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27. The High And The Mighty |
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The story of a president who thinks he's gods gift to his country while starting a war overseas.
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Fri Aug-05-05 05:49 PM
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30. To Kill A Mockingbird |
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Charlton Heston stars in the first major motion picture ever produced by the NRA.
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Fri Aug-05-05 05:51 PM
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Fri Aug-05-05 06:15 PM
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The stories of the Republican propaganda machine and the people that make them.
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Fri Aug-05-05 10:37 PM
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wrong spot!
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Fri Aug-05-05 11:05 PM
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36. Pretty unintelligible stuff, no? |
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Fri Aug-05-05 11:06 PM
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37. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory |
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A documentary about child slave labor in the 21st century.
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Fri Aug-05-05 11:09 PM
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Sat Aug-06-05 12:09 AM
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40. Little Shop of Horrors |
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All about the Carlyle Group
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Sat Aug-06-05 12:11 AM
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41. They Shoot Horses Don't They |
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The tragic story of a veterinarian who works at a race track.
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Sat Aug-06-05 12:28 AM
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45. What does he shoot them with? |
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Sat Aug-06-05 12:31 AM
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You know, like if the horse has a broken leg. :-(
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Sat Aug-06-05 12:38 AM
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51. He could shoot them with drugs... |
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Sat Aug-06-05 12:16 AM
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Tom Cruise, Billy Joel, Ron Howard, Thomas Kinkade, Celine, Beyonce, Whitney, Brittney, Bon Jovi, Eminem, Val Kilmer, and Leo Dicrappio all beat each other to death with baseball bats. The last one standing is beaten to death by an enraged animatronic Orson Welles.
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Sat Aug-06-05 12:29 AM
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I don't know what I'd do without my humor. My life would be so boring without my stuff to read.
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Sat Aug-06-05 12:19 AM
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The life of a Roman Emperor who attempts to bring order, decency and a compassionate rule to his empire. But he is killed within a week.
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Sat Aug-06-05 12:30 AM
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A tourist shops for that perfect souvenir
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Sat Aug-06-05 12:34 AM
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50. A River Runs Through It |
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Sat Aug-06-05 08:53 AM
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this gripping documentary follows the life of Brian Jones, 42, an accountant in Omaha. See his fascinating daily routine, including reading the paper and going to work! :D
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Sat Aug-06-05 09:00 AM
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A 3 hour documentary on the origins, rules, and social impact of the game "Twister". Includes 3-D scenes. Rated: R.
Directed by: Milton Bradley.
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Sat Aug-06-05 10:17 PM
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62. Will they market action figures when the movie is released? |
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Sat Aug-06-05 09:18 AM
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The touching story of three retirees who meet for breakfast at the home to share the symptoms of their latest ailment over pancakes and coffee.
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Sat Aug-06-05 09:24 AM
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The autobiographies of Zell Miller and Dick Cheney
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They take from the poor and give to the rich, what a bitch...
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Sat Aug-06-05 09:27 AM
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58. Rocky, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV, Rocky V, Rocky VI.... |
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A series of comical musicals revolving around the plight of a family of farmers who chose to try to grow potatoes in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains.
Very scenic.
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