Bob Boudelang's Hate Mailbag

[MrBenchley]

Sorry, I'm too wiped to do a Bob Boudelang column this week....but here are some recent letters from ignorant freepi...

Our first imbecile is Jill Henry who writes, somewhat incoherently...

Mr. Boudelang,
A racist is a white person who stands in defense of white Christendom, defense of white societies with traditional values. So, for example, keeping Ireland a white, traditionally Catholic society is racist, keeping Latvia a white, traditionally Christian society is racist.
Favoring the destruction of white Christendom is anti-racism. Which side do you stand on?
So, now, who represent the anti-racists? -- see the below list:
Sincerely,
Jill Henry

(She then appends a long list of people who have spoken out against racism, carefully pointing out which are black, Jewish, Mexican, etc...)

Up next is Kevin Punsky, who babbles..

"Bob,
The law in D.C. stated that no food or drink is to be eaten in the Metro subway. As stupid as that might be that is the law (I'm sure some libs came up with it as D.C. is a bastion of dumbasses). Judge Robert made his ruling based on the law. Of course, a leftist wouldn't know much about the law. Your column isn't even funny, but it shows what childish imbeciles the left has become. Trying to make a point (not being funny) and lying or not mentioning the facts.
I don't know if you realize this because you are so far out there in
left field, but you are helping to keep the right in power because of your nuttiness. You are a godsend. Thank you.
Judge Roberts helped stop the Florida Supreme Court from rogue judicial activism. You can't make up law just because you are unhappy with the outcome. This is a no-brainer. Because the media are willing accomplices and are nothing more than libs with a press pass, that does not excuse you and your party's ignorance.
Good luck with your Socialism."

Finally let's not forget world class ignoramus VaxWiz, who writes...

"Bob- what a stupid, left-wing, JERKOFF you are !"

He then followed it up with an unreadable e-mail complaining about Jesse Jackson, composed in html so that all the letters are crowded together upon each other. Don't know what Jesse did that pisses off VaxWiz, but here's hoping he does it again. And again.

[elperromagico]

1. Do these people still write letters to Santa, as well?

[MrBenchley]

4. They must...

Amazing, isn't it?

[underpants]

2. Bob plays left field?

I would have pegged him as a batboy

[MrBenchley]

5. LOL!

You might recall his ill-fated trip to San Francisco to cover the Super Bowl....

[cornermouse]

3. Bob Boudelang hate mail...

I couldn't resist. I had to look. :D

I always look forward to the next Boudelang column.

[MrBenchley]

6. Thanks...

Bob also gets regular correspondence from a guy named Rex Curry, who is opposed to the Pledge of Allegiance for some peculiar reason...

[NaturalHigh]

7. Could somebody please post a link?

I don't even know who Bob Boudelang is.

[cornermouse]

8. Prepare to laugh.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/index.html

In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we decided to provide some space for a conservative voice on this website. So here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot.

July 30, 2005
Judge Freedomfry Is Not A Racist Nut So Stop Saying That!

July 16, 2005
The London Bombing Shows Our Great President's Strategy Is Working, Whatever It Is

July 2, 2005
Americans Deserve to Know Everything About the Past of the President! And I mean it!

June 4, 2005
At Last, The Tunnel of Light is Around the End of the Corner in Iraq!

May 7, 2005
So What If Our Great President Plays With the Penis of a Horse?

April 30, 2005
Holding Hands and Kissing a Guy Among the Flowers Does Not Make Our Great President a Pansy So Stop Saying That!

April 23, 2005
Our Great President Did Not Have Enough Balls to Catch Osama!

April 9, 2005
Democrap Dirty Tricks Made Republicans Hand Out the Talking Points Memo After All!

April 2, 2005
Our Great President Is Errant on the Side of Life Again!

March 26, 2005
The Republicans Are the Party for Brain Dead People! Hooray!

March 19, 2005
I Knew Eating Ant Paste Would Pay Off Someday Thanks To Our Great President!

March 12, 2005
Democraps Are Not Giving George W. A Fair Chance To Fool People on Social Security!

February 5, 2005
Our Great President’s State of the Union Speech — What an Outrage!

January 22, 2005
Our Great President Who Is not An Incompetent Failure Will Lead America Against Our Enemies Like SpongeBob, So There!!

December 11, 2004
Let's Drink a Glass of Sewage and Toast the Death of Happy Holidays!!!

December 4, 2004
So Long Almost Everybody But Concertina Rice, We Hardly Knew Ye!

November 13, 2004
Who Can Trust a Thieving, Lying Drunk?

October 30, 2004
Our Great President Is Not A Corrupt Incompetent Drunk So Stop Saying That! And Vote for Him If They Let You, Or Else

October 23, 2004
Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!

October 16, 2004
"So What if Mary Cheney is a Gay Lesbian or Bill O. Reilly Has Sex With Falafels?!?

October 9, 2004
Ha! Ha! Ha! You Cannot Prove Now There WAS Ever a Reason For the War in Iraq!

October 2, 2004
We Need Our Great President To Protect Us From Vociferous Enemies!!!

September 25, 2004
Hooray! Hooray! The Polls Are Better In Iraq Than Here At Home Due To Our Great President!

September 11, 2004
Zell and I Have Been Out Spreading The Word About Our Great President!!!

August 28, 2004
I Am Off To The Republican Convention (Where I Am Sure I Will Get In Despite the Smell)

August 7, 2004
I Tried To Be Republican Candidate for the Senate in Illinois and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt!

July 17, 2004
Pat Boone Has Left the Building and Other Caricature Assassination!

July 10, 2004
It’s Still Yellow Alert!!! It’s Still Yellow Alert!!! It’s Still Yellow Alert!!! It’s Still Yellow Alert!!!

June 26, 2004
Forget the Sex Scandal and the Cursing - It Is the Democraps Who Are Wide-Eyed!!

June 12, 2004
Bwahahahahaha Lefties! Ronald Reagan Will Still Be Dead in November!!

May 15, 2004
Our Great President Only Stands For Decent American-Style Torture, So Stop Saying That!!

April 24, 2004
People Love Our Great President And The Fire Was Not My Fault!!

April 17, 2004
Our Great Presdient Can Not Think of Any Misstakes And Neither Can I!

April 10, 2004 100th Column!
Our Great President is on Vacation Again, So Every Thing Must Be All Right!!

April 3, 2004
The Greatest Woman In America Karen Huge Is Back, So There, Democraps, LOL!

March 27, 2004
Our Great President's War In Iraq Is Too A Joke!!

March 20, 2004
You Can Take My Bush Sweatshirt From My Cold Dead Hands, So There!

March 13, 2004
Ha! Ha! Ha! Dumborat Morans! You Are Doomded!

February 21, 2004
I Am Back Because I Cannot Be Kept Out Of The Library!

January 10, 2004
Iraq's WMD Program Has Been Found And I Did Not Draw it So Stop Saying That!!

December 19, 2003
Our Great President Has Given This Nation A Wonderful Xmas Present - Let's Kill Him!

December 12, 2003
Ho Ho Ho! I Got An E-Mail From Dick Cheney (While He Was Killing Birds)! Pa rum pum pum pum!

December 6, 2003
Who Is Not Proud of Halliburton's Turkey in Iraq?

December 1, 2003
Traitor Democraps Should All Be Killed For Their Hate Speech!

October 25, 2003
Now The Entire World Is Seeing the Jenius Of Our Great President!

October 18, 2003
It's Haspa Nabisco to Californnia, Baby!!

September 27, 2003
Our Great President Will Stop The UN Sex Slaves!

September 20, 2003
No One Can Say Now Our Great President Had Any Reason For War, Ha Ha!!

September 13, 2003
A Moment of Silence for 9/11 So Just Shut Up And This Means You!!

September 5, 2003
An Other Triumph For George W. And You Cannot Prove Those Are My Baboon Noses!!

August 23, 2003
The Blackout and The Bombing and Death Could Not Interrupt the Vacation of Our Great President, All Right!

August 15, 2003
I Am Not Fair and Balanced and I Am Not A Sissy For Having A George W. Bush Doll So Stop Saying That!!

August 1, 2003
Make Big Money on the Free Market With Terrorism! That's The Bush Miracle!

July 25, 2003
Oosy and Goosy Husane Are Dead So Now Let Us Forget Whether Bush Lied About The Reason For War And So What That He Did?!!

July 18, 2003
Yes, He Did Not Tell The Truth, But That Does Not Mean Our Great President Lied, So Stop Saying That!!!

July 4, 2003
Who Can Deny Strom Thurmond and Lester Maddox Were Not Tragedies For America?

June 27, 2003
You Cannot Keep Me Or Our Great President Who Is Not A Murdering Psychopath Either Down So There!

May 16, 2003
I Am Not Running Away Like the DemocRaps in Texas And This Fire Was not My Fault Either!

May 2, 2003
I Am Beating My Chest Because Rick Samtotum Is No More A Bigot Than Trent Lott!!

April 11, 2003
Hooray For Our Great President's War Which is Not a Failure Even Though There Are No WMDs!!

March 14, 2003
Freedom Toast Will Show Our Enemies We Mean Business And How!!

February 21, 2003
Our Great President Will Have His War No Matter What Everybody Else Says, Including Turkey, So There!!

February 14, 2003
Orange Alert! Orange Alert! Be Un-Un-American With Duck Tape and Saran Wrap

January 31, 2003
Our Great President Has Said the State of the Union Is WAR, So There!

January 10, 2003
Hooray! Our Great President's Economic Plan Will Fix the Economy That Nothing Is Wrong With!

December 20, 2002
George W. Is Our Xmas Miracle and The Fire Was Not My Fault!

December 13, 2002
Ho Ho Ho! Trent Lott Is No Racist and Anyway Who Can Deny He Was Right?!?

December 6, 2002
Hooray For Strom Thurmond, The Hero of Right Wingers Like Me Who You Cannot Prove Are Bigots!!

November 22, 2002
Hooray! The Canadian Premeer Has Said Out Loud Our Great President Is Not A Moron!

November 15, 2002
Our Great President Promised Osama Would Be Dead or Alive — And Now He Is! "

November 8, 2002
The DemocRATS' Politics of Personal Destruction Is How I Got This Eye!

November 1, 2002
I Blame the Dumbocrats For Making My Life A Fishy Hell!!!

October 18, 2002
Another Week of Triumphs For Our Great President If You Don't Count the Shootings, the Economy or the North Koreans!

October 11, 2002
The DemoncRATS in NJ Have Cheated Voters Out of Voting Against Them!!

September 27, 2002
Yellow Alert! Yellow Alert! Yellow Alert! Yellow Alert! Yellow Alert! Yellow Alert! Yellow Alert! Yellow Alert! Yellow Alert!

September 20, 2002
All Our Great President Is Saying Is 'Give War A Chance!

September 13, 2002
Orange Alert! Orange Alert! Orange Alert! Orange Alert! Orange Alert!

September 6, 2002
September 11 is A Time To Reflect on the Day Which Was Not Bush's Fault In Any Way So Stop Saying That!

August 30, 2002
Our Great President's Forest Prevention Plan Is Not As Dumb As Everyone Says, So There!

August 23, 2002
Bob Barr Is A Horrible Tragedy For America, Dammit!

August 16, 2002
Our Great President's Economic Summit Will Get The Country Back on the Right Track Which It Was Already On!

August 9, 2002
Time Magazine Has Some Nerve Printing the Truth About George W!

August 2, 2002
George W. Bush Is a Bull Dog on the Pantleg of the World, All Right!

July 26, 2002
Harvey Pits Deserves A Raise and a Promotion Just Like Me, Dammit!

July 19, 2002
Thanks to George W.'s TIPS Program, People Will Get What Is Coming To Them!

July 12, 2002
Thank God (Even If Liberals Try To Stop It) That Our Great President Can Still Poop!

June 28, 2002
Children Will Never Grow To Appreciate They Are Free If They Are Not Forced To Say Under God!

June 21, 2002
Our Great President Is Not An Idiot For Announcing Publicly He Has a Secret Plan For Iraq, So There!

June 14, 2002
Hooray! Our Jenius President Has Caught A Puerto Rican Middle Eastern Terrorist!

June 7, 2002
At Last We Have A President Who Ignores Warnings And Does Nothing!

May 31, 2002
Bush's Trip to Europe Was Not An Embarrassing Disaster For America So Stop Saying That!

May 24, 2002
Stop Pretending Our Great President Knows Anything and I MEAN It!

May 17, 2002
Our Great President Is Worth $150 Everyday So Stop Saying The Hijacking Was His Fault Even Though He Knew In Advance

May 10, 2002
At Last We Have An Attorney General Who Stands For Guns and Not Silly Laws!!

May 3, 2002
George W. Bush Has Laid Down the Law to the Saudis and Not the Other Way Around So Stop Saying That!

April 26, 2002
Karen Huge, We Hardly Knew Ye, Even if Nobody Ever Heard of Ye before Ye Quit

April 19, 2002
Another Week of Triumphs Not Failures For Our Great President Bush So Stop Saying There Are Failures and I Mean It!

April 12, 2002
Our Great President Has Saved Us All From The Horror Of Clones, Which Was Too Real, So Stop Laughing!

March 29, 2002
Campaign Finance Reform Will Silence Our Great Billionaires From Speaking Out Louder Than Others!

March 22, 2002
Campaign Finance Reform Is Unfair to Our Great Billionaires!!

March 15, 2002
Let's All Toast Our Great President's Jenius With A Tall Glass of Sewage!!

March 8, 2002
Our Great President Bush’s Shadow Government Will Keep Us All Safe From LIEberals

March 1, 2002
Our Great President Did Not Take A Bribe For Yucca Mountain But Only Campaign Contributions

February 22, 2002
Our Brave President Stands Just One Woman Away From the Axles of Evil!

February 8, 2002
Osama Bin Daschle's Obstruptionalisticism Has Got To Go!! And I Mean It!!

February 1, 2002
George W. Has Said The State of the Union Like A Real President So Stop Talking About Enron!

January 25, 2002
What About The Forgotten Victims Of Enron Like Our Great Mother In Law Of President Bush?

January 18, 2002
Trade Is the Economy, So You Cannot Prove Our Great President Was Drunk Stupid

January 11, 2002
Enron is Not Our Great President Bush's Watergate So Stop Saying That!

December 21, 2001
George W. Is A Xmas Present For Us All, Even if His Face Is Rotting Off. Ho! Ho! Ho!

December 14, 2001
George W. Has Thrown Out the ABM Treaty So Let's All Start Digging Bomb Shelters!

December 7, 2001
Our Great Leader Is An Inspiration To Us All And The Fire Was Not My Fault

November 30, 2001
Hooray! Our Great President Bush Will Soon Have Us All Eating Pesticides For Money!

November 23, 2001
We Should All Be Thankful For George W. This Thanksgiving and the War and Recession Are not His Fault, So Stop Saying That!

November 16, 2001
The Great George W. Express Is Sure Running Over Our Civil 'Liberties' Now!

November 9, 2001
Listen To Our Great President Because This Is No Kodak Moment Like He Says!

November 2, 2001
Bush Is Not Losing The War On Terrorism, So There!

October 26, 2001
Another Triumph For Bush in China Where He Was Not Dressed Like A Clown So Stop Saying That!!

October 19, 2001
Our Great President Is Going To China, Not Running Away

October 5, 2001
Bush Did Not Run and Hide and Neither Did I So Stop Saying That

September 7 , 2001
Phil Gramm Is Another Tragedy for America But That is Not Why I am Sick

August 31, 2001
No-One Can Doubt The Mighty Power of George Bush's Economic Miracle So Stop Saying That!

August 24, 2001
Jesse Helms Is A Tragedy For This Country Like Strom Thurmond

August 17, 2001
Our Great President Bush Has Made the Greatest Decision in American History

August 10, 2001
It Is Time The Demon-cRATS Stopped Discriminating Against Good Black People

August 3, 2001
Cheering Crowds Cannot Hide That Everybody Loves Bush And Hates Klintoon

July 26, 2001
Another Triumph For Bush Who Was In Europe So He Did Not Kill That Guy

July 20, 2001
Socialist Security Shows How Much Democrats Hate Old People!!

July 13, 2001
US Out of the UN Now! and I Mean It!

July 6, 2001
You Will All Be Sorry When Lawyers Take Over Health Care, Mark My Words!!

June 29, 2001
Another Triumph in Europe for Bush, (whose daughters are NOT sluts)!!

June 22, 2001
Gun Nuts Are Not As Dangerous As Gun Control Any Day, so there!

June 15, 2001
Bush (Who Did NOT Steal the White House!) and us Republicans is Right About the Energy Crisis, so there

[MrBenchley]

9. Here you go....

Bob has been pointing out the "jenius" of "Our Great President" since the summer of 2001...

"What a wise choice Our Great President made in choosing Judge Freedomfry! He has done next to nothing in public, so there is nothing that anyone can criticize, if you don’t count that he hasn’t done anything in public.
I call him Judge Freedomfry because of his most famous case, in which he had a little girl handcuffed and thrown in jail for eating a french fry in public. I am sure he done it because she was not eating a Freedom Fry instead.
Besides she was a minority so I am sure nobody important cares. ...
One of the important things that Judge Freedomfry has done in his life is help fight to keep Al Gore from being President after he won the election. And yes, Our Great Brother of the President Jeb Bush said at first that he did not remember meeting Judge Freedomfry but that does not mean that one of them is lying or that Jeb did not care who Judge Freedomfry was or listen to what he said. It means you must care who he is but cannot hear what he said, for obvious reasons. "

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/05/133.html

"Anyway, at first I was disgusted. Everywhere I went there were men smacking each other on the bottom, holding hands and hugging. And not for a good reason, like they had been trying to kill each other in a football game, but for a very bad reason. They like each other.
However, soon I found there was a nother side to Sam Fransisco, which no one ever discusses, which I blame on the LIEberal media. That guy Hooey Johnson that is under such criticism because he won't open his golf club to women should come here. There are bars here with no women in them at all! And no one says a word! I guess these people are not afraid of the PC-tyranny of socialists and Democraps.
Furthermore, they obviously recognized me from my weekly discussion, because they were very friendly. They kept buying me drinks, although they called me "Butch" instead of "Bob."
So I got to see the game on the T & V, and it showed why this country is the greatest country in the world, and that is Sportsmanship. Afterwards there was a riot in nearby Oakland by fans because they lost, in which cars were turned over and stores were looted, but that is not where I got this little laptop computer I am writing this on, as far as you know.
Of course the Super Bowl was only one great event in this titanic week of great events. For one thing, Our Great President was able to watch the game without being attacked by a pretzel, unlike last year. How glad we all were to see his face without bumps and bruises all over it. ...
I would write more, but I have a busy evening ahead of me. I have met a new friend named Chad who from his outfit I suspect is a cowboy. He is another conservative, which I know because he keeps telling me "Whatever you say," when I observe what a mess left wingers have made. We are going back to his place, where he is going to give me a back rub. He also says that later I am going to meet the head of a big firm, which has me very excited. Perhaps this person will do for Bob what Lay did for Bush and Dick!"

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