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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 04:48 PM
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Weekly World News: "Bush got his shocking tattoo in 1972 while AWOL"
BUSH'S SHOCKING SECRET TATTOO
'He got it in the pot-smoking '60s'

By CAL RANIER

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61701

PRESIDENT George Bush is hiding a shameful secret that he believes would have lost him the election if his family-values followers found out about it.

The Prez is hiding a tattoo on his upper right buttock that praises pot smoking, reveals a source who was pals with young George in the wild hippie days of the 1960s and early 1970s.

"It's a small tattoo of a marijuana leaf with the words, 'I love Mary Jane,' " reveals the source. 'Mary Jane' was a popular slang term for pot in the '60s."

One disgruntled former White House aide told Weekly World News the President "most likely got it in 1972 when he was AWOL from the National Guard. He was a party animal back in his Guard days and he probably got it when he was hopped up on liquor and cocaine," says the source.

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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 04:49 PM
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1. Well it must be true.
If you see it in print, you would be silly not to believe it.
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MalibuChloe Donating Member (431 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 04:50 PM
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2. I am starting to like him...
that can't be true.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 04:50 PM
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3. All this time Bush has been showing this ass and we haven't seen it
It must be really small
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 04:51 PM
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4. He is too stupid for that to be true.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 04:54 PM
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5. Pity the poor tattoo artist n/t
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 04:55 PM
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6. so I guess this is not a picture of Rove's ass.........
Edited on Fri Aug-05-05 05:26 PM by ElsewheresDaughter
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youspeakmylanguage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 04:56 PM
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7. Some of his dumber supporters might actually believe this...
I've known quite a few individuals who believe what the Weekly World News says is true. I had an old autoshop teacher who told us the government would be planting microchips in our heads by the time we were 21.
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pretzel4gore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 05:44 PM
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8. easy to remove
the nazipoo premier of ontario canada had 6 toes on one foot: when this became known after people saw them at a pool(?) the punk, mike harris was his name, hurriedly got the toe removed....6 toes apparently is bad luck in many european countries
:shrug:
btw harris truly was bad luck for the people of ontario, he politicised the civil service and so demonized the poor, aided by the pigmedia, that he was able to slash public services and give the pig class lotsa slop (tax cuts)
;)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 05:47 PM
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9. Please...
Let's not give anyone an excuse to flash Dumbyass' ass all over American TV... :puke:
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