Jessica Simpson is an idiot...

[MrScorpio]

Yeah, I get the joke.

[Birthmark]

1. Are you saying, then...

...that I wasted $49.95 on the Jessica Simpson Cold Fusion Reactor I bought on eBay?!

[MrScorpio]

2. Yep... Hey, I got this neato bridge for sale

You wanna buy it?

[Birthmark]

3. Where is it?

Is it the one Novak lives under?

[MrScorpio]

4. The James River Bridge

Douchebag For Liberty Free since 1928

[Left Is Write]

5. And.....?

[MrScorpio]

6. She's taking it all the way to the bank

How the fuck does she do that?

[Left Is Write]

8. Looks and luck.

A little of the former and a LOT of the latter.

[MrScorpio]

12. Bingo!

You hit that puppy square in the nutz

:hug:

[LynneSin]

7. Actually, I have a feeling she isn't as stupid as she makes us believe

I think it's all an act so idiots like us want to know more about her. That dumb act of hers has made her a household name, sells magazines, records and probably a really dumbass movie. Not like anyone is paying me millions for my braincells

[Left Is Write]

I read somewhere (though I can't remember where)

that her mother claims Jessica has a genius IQ and is doing the ditzy blonde bit a la Jayne Mansfield.

[MrScorpio]

10. The apple usually doesn't fall too far from the tree

Know what I'm sayin'?

[Left Is Write]

13. I know exactly what you're saying.

[sundog]

11. i don't believe it... not enough panache to pull a jayne mansfield

hey ya liw - how ya been? :hi:

[Left Is Write]

16. Missing you, that's how I've been!

Jessica Simpson may not be *quite* as stupid as her public persona, but I don't buy that she's anything like Jayne Mansfield either.

[sundog]

17. i think pamela anderson is closer to that...

i'm sure pam is on top of her own game... jessica simpson is bland bland bland

[MrScorpio]

20. Pam is pretty smart - It shows through. along with everything else

No doubt about that

[MrScorpio]

9. If so, she's one of the best fakers I've ever seen

She even does it when she doesn't have to

[LynneSin]

14. How do you know she does it when she doesn't have to?

You follow her around when the camera isn't on her? I suspect Jessica is probably a pretty smart gal who realizes that her career was going absolutely no where until she signed on for that reality TV show and she portrayed the dumb blonde act. She makes dumbass comments about Chicken in the Sea and Buffalo Wings and next thing you know the whole world is going nuts for her. Seriously - I had no clue who she was before that 'dumb blonde' act on her reality TV show. And not only does everyone know who she is, but they all know who her husband Nick Lachey is and her little sister Ashlee Simpson is. To be honest though, the real brain is Dad Simpson who has masterminded all these careers. If it wasn't for Dad, Jessica would probably be making crappyass money as a Christian Gospel singer and Ashlee would be on her second stint in drug rehab while Nick Lachey teeters around in his 3rd rate boy band 98 Degrees.

And the fact that I, a diehard Classic/Alternative Rock lover, know all these details shows just how brilliant Jessica Simpson's act is

[MrScorpio]

18. Okay, I'll subcribe to the notion that Daddy Simpson is a modern day

Svengali

I just dont think that he's much of a daddy.

[LynneSin]

21. Would you let your daughter hump a 69 Dodge Charger?

Probably not, but Daddy figured he could sell more Simpson stuff by whoring out his daughter. Go figure

[MrScorpio]

22. Ab-so-fucking-lutely

All about money to these people

[MrSlayer]

15. Yeah but who cares? She's smokin hot.

[MrScorpio]

19. If Aliens were to invade in the form of hot, dumb blondes...

You'd probably get ray-gunned first

[MrSlayer]

24. Nah. I observe from a distance.

I don't chase my dick around. LOL.

[Placebo]

23. She a fucking stupid American Idiot sellout whore fuckface class-less...

loser.

[MrScorpio]

25. Not only that...

She's dumb too

[Placebo]

26. I forgot about that.

What a foolish fool simpleton she is.