Help me get to 3000. Ask me something unintimidating.

[FuzzySlippers]

I'm very shy and retiring.

:hide:

[louis-t]

1. Congrats on your retirement.

Giggle.

[FuzzySlippers]

4. Thanks! But that's not a question.

[MrScorpio]

2. You mind if I touch your fuzz?

I love fuzzyslippers

[FuzzySlippers]

7. Ummmm......go ahead.

:evilgrin:

I love MrScorpio.

[louis-t]

3. By the way, I keep forgetting...

How do you find out total posts?

[MrScorpio]

5. You've got 2224

It's in your profile

[FuzzySlippers]

10. MrScorpio, if you answer the questions here

how am I ever going to get to 3000?:mad:

[MrScorpio]

19. I could post some more about how much I'd like to feel you up

Uh... I mean touch your fuzz

[FuzzySlippers]

20. MrScorpio.Please don't get my thread locked.

:spank:

[MrScorpio]

21. Everybody knows me by now....

I haven't had a sexy post lock up a thread in ages

You're safe.

Unless we're in a dark room somewhere

[louis-t]

11. Thanks, I keep lookee but no findee.

[louis-t]

17. Found it, thanks.

[MrSlayer]

6. What are some differences between lettuce and cabbage?

Well?

[FuzzySlippers]

8. Cabbage is a cruciferous vegetable. Lettuce is not.

Cabbage has lots more nutrients. Also, babies come from cabbage patches, not lettuce patches.

[GOPisEvil]

9. So, how's the weather?

How's that for unintimidating?

[FuzzySlippers]

14. Very unintimidating.

Delightfully cool yesterday. Slept last night with the window open and lots of blankies. Getting hot again, though.:(

[bridgit]

12. are you as sure as i am?

[bridgit]

13. that you'll make it to 3,000 soon?

:hi:

[FuzzySlippers]

18. Oh, I see now!

Well, if everyone bisects their questions, that should help.:hi:

[FuzzySlippers]

15. Sure of what?

:shrug:

[bridgit]

16. see post #13

:eyes:

[swag]

22. Can't I just salute you?

[FuzzySlippers]

23. What am I? The freaking flag?

:shrug:

[swag]

25. Okay, an unintimidating question:

Have you been bowling at any time in the past 11 months?

[FuzzySlippers]

28. Nope.

Almost flunked it in college.

[swag]

30. Did you go to college in Iowa or in Montana?

[FuzzySlippers]

31. Are those my only two options?

Iowa actually. University of.

[swag]

34. Oh, the renowned literary school. Damn!

Great. I'll take this back to PMs when I feel up to writing a decent one.

[Jara sang]

24. Where were you this morning at 3:46 a.m.?

Somebody was streaking outside my apt. I suspect it was you.

[FuzzySlippers]

27. Dude, what kind of a person do you think I am?

At 3:46, I was where I always am at that time. Standing on my street corner, looking for clients.

Edit: punctuation

[Jara sang]

32. You know I can read minds...

so you know I know if you're lying.

[FuzzySlippers]

33. Get outta my head!!!

:scared: :tinfoilhat:

[Jara sang]

45. It's scary in there

[FuzzySlippers]

50. No kidding.

How do you think I like being in there 24/7?:scared:

[miss_kitty]

26. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???!!!

oops sorry-wrong forum-I thought I was in GD.

How's it goin'?

:hi:

[FuzzySlippers]

29. Fine thanks.

You nearly induced a panic attack for a second there. How are you?

:hi:

[miss_kitty]

37. good

It's hot as hell here and the pup and I took a three mile walk this am. She's crapped out on the sofa next to me, TU.

How's the weather where you are?

[FuzzySlippers]

38. It was blissfully cool yesterday and last night

but it's getting hot again.x(

[miss_kitty]

39. Have you thought about posting your post count by hitting some threads

'LOL in the subect line and the :rofl: smilie in the message? It'd lighten the mood in GD I'm sure. But there's loads of shit in the Lounge you could do it to and no one would give it a secoond thought. You'll be to 5000 by the end of the night, if you don't get caught in the spam filter!

:7

[FuzzySlippers]

40. Great idea!!!!

I'll just do it at random.:o

[JimmyJazz]

35. You're not even close to 3000! You are such a liar, Ms. Fuzzy.

And, I know for a fact that you are neither shy nor retiring. :P

[FuzzySlippers]

36. I made no claims about how far away I was.

And I am too shy and retiring. A regular shrinking violet.

[progmom]

41. isnt it great that sundog is back???

[FuzzySlippers]

43. It's wonderful!!!!

But where the fuck is he tonight?:mad:

[progmom]

44. it always throws me off when you swear

:)

[FuzzySlippers]

47. Why? I have a mouth that would put a stevedore to shame.

:-)

[jobycom]

42. Ever eat hagis?

[FuzzySlippers]

46. Good God no!!!!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[jobycom]

49. How about mullet?

[FuzzySlippers]

52. You mean one of those hairstyles that Freeper's have?

I don't think that would be very appetizing, but it would probably be better than haggis.

[jobycom]

54. LOL It's a fish

Considered a trash fish some places, edible others. Where I come from, it was called Biloxi Bacon.

You may know this, but I thought I'd explain it anyway.

[Floogeldy]

48. Just HOW BAD do you want Skittles to kick your ass?

}(

[FuzzySlippers]

51. Skittles has never threatened me with an ass-kicking

and I feel very slighted. Do you think you could persuade her to do it?

[Floogeldy]

53. I was just trying to think of something intimidating to say.

:)

[FuzzySlippers]

55. You always have to be contrary, dontcha?

:-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

56. Okay, I have a nice, unintimidating question for you!

How come you're such a sweetheart? Cause you are, you know!

:loveya:

[FuzzySlippers]

57. Thanks Peggy, but you don't know the real me.

I'm a real shrew. You're a sweetheart, though.

:loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

58. Hm...I have a very hard time believing this....

You sure don't come across that way, my dear!

And I am very fond of you, BTW...

:loveya: back atcha!