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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 11:28 PM
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A political joke for my Lounge friends on this Friday night:


A popular Des Moines barber shop had a new robotic barber installed. A fellow came in for a haircut.

As the robot began to cut his hair, it asked him, "What's your IQ?"



The man replied, "130."



So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance and so on.
The man listened intently and said, "This is really cool."

Later, another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as it began the haircut, "What's your IQ?"



The man responded, "100."



So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

Later on, a third guy came in to the barber shop. As with the others, the robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?"



The man replied, "50."



The robot then said, "So, I understand you Republicans are really excited about Bush being re-elected."









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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 11:31 PM
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1. Reminds me of THIS joke:
(That was a good one, BTW!)

What's the difference bewteen democrats and republicans?

A democrat wins the lottery and throws a party.

A republican wins the lottery and complains that he has to pay taxes on it.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 11:32 PM
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2. I LIKE your joke!
And right on the mark as well....

Glad you like mine as well...a true blue Dem friend sent it to me the other day...thought it would be fun in the Lounge...

:hi:
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 11:32 PM
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3. That's funny cause it's true.
:)
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 11:33 PM
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4. I certainly agree..
How true it is...and funny as well...:thumbsup:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 11:35 PM
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5. Thankee, thankee.
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 11:55 PM
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6. I thought the punch line was going to be,
"So how about them Hawks?"
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