Christian kittens (a joke).

[Blue_Roses]

A fundamentalist preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box. When he got closer he could see that in the box was a litter of new-born kittens. "What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.
"Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the little girl. The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus foremost in her thoughts.
A few days later the preacher saw the little girl again.

"And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked the man of God.
"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," replied the girl.
"But...but... I thought you said last week that they were Christian kittens?" sputtered the flabbergasted preacher. "Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open!!"

[khashka]

1. LOL!

Thanks, Blue Roses!

Khash.

[deadparrot]

2. I've heard a form of that: "Republican" substituted for "Christian,"

and "Democrat" for "Pagan."

And, of course * took the preacher's place. :D

[Patchuli]

4. Ouch on the Christian version

since I am a liberal Christian but funny as heck as Republican kittens!

[Jamastiene]

3. roflmao

For real. :rofl:

That's a good one. I'll have to remember that one.