God, I hate it when my beard needs trimming

[Rabrrrrrr]

I always know when it needs trimming, because the hairs on the mustache part get long enough to hit the inside of my nose and they drive me fucking insane!!!!!!!

And as much as I prefer the look and comfort of a trimmed one, it's also a pain, because trimming it means beared hair all over the sink counter and a big pain in the ass cleaning job, even though I cover everything with a towel, because the hairs still find a way to fall underneat the towel.

[Robb]

1. Short drive

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. ?!

:shrug:

[Robb]

3. Feh

It was supposed to be a little smiley guy playing a rimshot.

What're ya gonna do? :shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Ah, i get it!

I forgot about the "drive me insane" comment.

You're such a dork!

[Old_Fart]

5. Go to a barber

I had a female friend with the same problem.

[Floogeldy]

6. Not to mention re-smelling the last month's worth of meals.

:o

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Nah, it never gets that long!

And I wash it.

[DS1]

8. I hear ya

but I use a fullsize barber's trimmer to make really quick work of mine - I spend about 3 times longer cleaning than cutting.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. The cutting goes quick - it's the fucking hair all over that pisses me off

No matter how perfectly I lay the towel over the whole counter, and how careful I am, a bunch of hair ends up underneath in the sink and other places it shouldn't be able to get to.

If not for that, I'd trim it every two days.

[DS1]

10. The other day I thought about getting the electrical extension cord

and just doing it deep in my backyard.

Actually, I think I need to think about that some more, because it seems like an even better idea now

[Poiuyt]

11. Try holding a ShopVac next to your electric trimmer

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Hey - there's an idea!

I could use my vaccum! It has a hose!

THANKS!! I wil try that tomorrow.