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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 03:13 PM
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There can be only one! (and he's naked!)
Naked Swordsman Pleads Guilty to Assault

Aug 2, 5:59 PM (ET)

IOWA CITY, Iowa (AP) - A man who chased his neighbors with a 2-foot sword while naked last winter pleaded guilty to a charge of assault with a dangerous weapon.

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Rarick's neighbors told police he was standing naked in his front yard.

He got upset when they told him to put clothes on, dashed back in his house and came out with a sword. He then chased and threatened them, they told police.

Police said Rarick had a blood alcohol content of 0.12 percent.

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http://apnews.excite.com/article/20050802/D8BNUPD81.html
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 03:15 PM
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1. You couldn't make something like this up.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 03:30 PM
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2. "Verily, thou doest insult mine manhood!"
"Well, dude, it IS winter out here."

"Arrrgh!" Runs inside to get sword.

Geez. Gotta pick your nude times more wisely. :)
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Spock_is_Skeptical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 03:42 PM
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3. Bwahahaha! Oh that is too funny
:rofl:
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