Size Matters????

[ls317]

NOW we’re not pulling your leg lads — but girls CAN tell the size of your willy just by looking at your feet.
In a giant step for manhood, sorry mankind, scientists confirm the old wives’ theory that a bloke’s foot size is directly related to that of his todger.



http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005360317,00.html

[LiberalVoice]

1. I wear a size 13 Adidas shoe made of hemp

:D

[shanti]

13. do you have the rasta stripe ones?

those are hella cool!

[Kat45]

2. It ain't true.

Went out with a dude, 6'4", big feet (and big hands and big nose--since those sometimes enter into this 'theory')--average sized chaud.

:crazy:

[notadmblnd]

3. oh my, I have a 12 yr old

who wears a size 12 mens. boy is he gonna be a girl pleaser.

[Mutley]

4. I like how they point out Tom Cruise is a size 7.

:rofl:

[bigwillq]

5. Not really true

I was once with a dude who had small hands and his feet were smaller-to-average but his..... well, you know.....was mighty big.:evilgrin:

[terrya]

6. That's true for the most part.

But there are exceptions to the rule.

[Bouncy Ball]

9. There are, from what I can tell from anecdotal evidence

from my friends, a LOT of exceptions to that rule in both directions.

And it's unfair. What about the guy with huge feet? The poor guy has all these unrealistic expectations placed on him and when he turns out to be average, well....

And the guy with small feet has to constantly battle that stereotype when he might very well be nicely endowed.

I stopped believing that one in high school. Hands have no correlation, either.

[khashka]

7. It ain't what ya got

it's what ya do with it.

And it's entirely possible to have too much extra yardage....

Khash.

[Placebo]

8. This is such a lie.

I need not break the DU rules and start pulling out specific examples of large-footed men I've...umm...had intimate relations with in the past, who were f'n SMALL.

and that's all i'm saying about that

[Deja Q]

10. Hate to break this to you old chum, (warning: contains content)

but my feet are not as large as my boyfriend's and my willy is longer than his. A bit more in circumference too, but I'm hardly dissatisfied with him. He's absosmurfly perfect. :9

My previous boyfriend had feet larger than mine (11.5, I am 10.5). Yet, dimensionally, and in all dimensions, we were exactly the same size. (do you really want me to specify THAT information?!)

[foreigncorrespondent]

11. Not true at all!

When I was living a straight life, my ex wore a size ten shoe, and he certainly wasn't hung well. And that is all I have to say about that.

[Glorfindel]

12. I have ZERO interest in feet, so I've never checked...

however, there is a certain lanky, long-armed body type that goes with a larger-than-average willy. Besides, who cares about size? I'm tempted to paraphrase Will Rogers here, but I hate to reveal what a (what's the word? "party boy?") happy camper I was in my younger days. Naturally, I'm far too old and sedate for any such shennanigans nowadays.

O8)

[Wapsie B]

14. If that were the case,

we'd have an awful lot of men out there hung like the proverbial horse. But the average length for a guy's manhood is 5.5-6".