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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 08:22 PM
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I had a dream I was playing softball, the ball was shaped like *'s head
Edited on Sat Aug-06-05 08:23 PM by nytemare
I looked at the ump, looked at the ball, and asked him how he expected me to pitch a ball that looked like Dubya's head. Everybody in the stands laughed.

I don't think there was really any hidden meaning behind that dream. Although, I really do think it would be difficult to pitch a chimpy ball.

:hi:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 08:33 PM
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1. Oh, can I be the batter? Please?
Edited on Sat Aug-06-05 08:34 PM by GOPisEvil
:7

Edit - note to secret service agent types, I'm joking. I really don't want to take a bat to the Chimp's head. Now a softball that looks like his head, oh yeah, a bat's going to that!
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 08:35 PM
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2. Sure, just hit it out of the park so I don't have to look at the damned
thing any more. It would make me pitch wobbly.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 08:36 PM
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3. Yeah, not exactly spherical is it?
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 08:37 PM
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4. More like a sphere on the bottom of an egg.
Yeah. Very hard to pitch. Yeah.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 08:40 PM
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5. Well...I hope in your dream I'm a power hitter.
I was always more of a singles and doubles hitter. :D
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 08:42 PM
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6. Me too
But, you will knock it out of the park, and break the window of a reckless driver in a big gas guzzler with 4 W stickers.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 08:43 PM
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7. Yes!!!
Woohoo! :woohoo:
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 08:44 PM
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8. Now, see THAT would be IRONY!!
:hi:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 08:45 PM
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9. And we know that irony is something Republicans have outlawed.
At least in their own policies.
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 08:46 PM
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10. When hypocrisy is your policy, irony will come back and bite ya in the bum
Edited on Sat Aug-06-05 08:46 PM by nytemare
That's what I say!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 08:48 PM
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11. I'm with you. You are quite correct.
:)
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 09:12 PM
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12. That would make a good t shirt.
With a cartoon of a frog, sticking a firecracker up Bush's bum.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 09:14 PM
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13. Whenever I play San Andreas I picture the pedestrians as Republicans
Almost makes it sound psychotic, doesnt it?
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 09:31 PM
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14. I suppose some of us have similar thoughts
I don't look at all republicans that way. If someone is a fiscal republican, and believes in financial responsibility, and hands off government, those I have no problem with. It is the blind Neocons that worry me.
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