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Sun Aug-07-05 10:46 PM
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Marge: Did you spend our life savings on a motorhome?
Homer: No, I just spent our life savings on a down-payment for a motorhome!
My favorite Homerism! What's yours?
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Sun Aug-07-05 10:49 PM
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1. "To alcohol! The cause of- and solution to- all of life's problems" |
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Sun Aug-07-05 11:32 PM
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14. that's my fave homerism right there! |
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Sun Aug-07-05 10:49 PM
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2. It's true! I'm a rageaholic! |
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I'm addicted to rageahol!
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Sun Aug-07-05 10:49 PM
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3. "And SOMEBODY wanted to take the tree out |
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Sun Aug-07-05 10:54 PM
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4. "I wish God were alive to see this." |
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Sun Aug-07-05 10:55 PM
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5. "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably" |
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"The lesson is never try"
I also like:
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us anything, and it hasnt, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports like foxy boxing, hot oil wrestling, and such."
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Sun Aug-07-05 11:03 PM
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6. "I never apologise, Lisa. I'm sorry, that's just the way I am." |
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Sun Aug-07-05 11:09 PM
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7. But I won't be mad then! (after being told about waiting period to buy gun |
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Sun Aug-07-05 11:19 PM
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12. I thought it was "But I'm mad now" --in a whiny voice. :D n/t |
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Sun Aug-07-05 11:12 PM
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8. "I'm a white male, age 18 to 49" |
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"Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are!"
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Sun Aug-07-05 11:12 PM
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Sun Aug-07-05 11:15 PM
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10. "If you don't like your Job..." |
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"Just show up every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!"
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Sun Aug-07-05 11:16 PM
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11. "Oh, everything seems bad if you remember it." |
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Sun Aug-07-05 11:20 PM
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13. "Aw, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!" |
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But twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Explain how.
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Woo hoo!
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Sun Aug-07-05 11:34 PM
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15. The "Commander Cuckoobananas" thing. |
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Sun Aug-07-05 11:37 PM
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16. Every time I learn something new |
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it pushes some of the old stuff out.
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Sun Aug-07-05 11:39 PM
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Homer: But Marge, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine making class and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how.
*is HUGE Simpsons fan*
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Sun Aug-07-05 11:38 PM
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17. "That's what you get for expecting me to do the job for which I am paid." |
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Also:
"You gave both dogs away?! You know how I feel about giving!"
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Mon Aug-08-05 01:09 AM
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19. When he destroyed the church with a homemade rocket... |
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Marge: "This is the worst thing you've ever done!"
Homer: "You say that so much it's lost all meaning!"
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Mon Aug-08-05 01:18 AM
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20. When told by Dr. Hibbert that he had to go to Florida to rest: |
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"But that's America's wang!"
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