Mysterious Nude Swimmer Causing A Stir

[matcom]

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SAUSALITO, Calif. -- A man who swims nude along the shoreline is causing a stir in this city where tourists stroll along the waterfront and dine in restaurants overlooking San Francisco Bay.

The skinny-dipper has shocked diners and prompted complaints to police.

"He makes fly-bys," City Manager Dana Whitson said. "Usually, people look for seals. Some of the diners are kind of surprised."

Police Detective William Fraass said the department has received at least two reports in the past three weeks of a man swimming au naturel in the afternoon near the Spinnaker restaurant and Schoonmaker Point Marina.

"We don't get many naked-people-swimming-in-the-bay calls," he said.

Police have attempted to catch the swimmer bare-bottomed but with no success.

"We are still looking because we want to talk to him and see what is going on," Fraass said. "We want to inform him of the calls from the public and get his side of the story. Right now, no laws have been broken, but we are still investigating."

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[Spinzonner]

1. Sounds like a Flash in the San to me

[ixion]

2. "we want to talk to him and see what is going on"

uh, sounds like he's swimming in the buff... what's the big deal? :shrug:

[achtung_circus]

3. "Right now, no laws have been broken, but we are still investigating."

because we can.

[dutchdemocrat]

4. It's so odd

Who cares if a white ass floats by?

Puritan streaks still swim strong in American culture.

Killing, death and guns are okay - but... oh my gosh... God forbid bums or nudity.

[rfranklin]

5. Yes, but what if he was doing the backstroke???!!!!

Maybe with his mainsail flying?

[mcscajun]

7. I'd be out there with a zoom lens.

:evilgrin: :bounce: :evilgrin:

[mcscajun]

6. Naked swimming in tony Sausalito? Heavens, No!

:sarcasm:

Clearly the police out there don't have enough real work to do...

"Right now, no laws have been broken, but we are still investigating."

:wtf: for?

[graywarrior]

8. Here's a story that will rival the missing Aruba girl.

The longer they can't find the guy, the more we'll hear about it.