Stop Biting Me!

[Misunderestimator]

And this chair is NOT your personal mountain!!

How could two pounds of kitten be so aggravating?!?

[Richardo]

1. You're the anti-progmom!!

:wow:

[Misunderestimator]

2. LOL! Good point!

Bite me! :P

:D

[kedrys]

3. Er, two pounds of kitten = aggravation made fur and teeth and claws LOL

Wait til said kitten turns into 12 pounds of cat with vampire fangs...now's the time to teach kitty to go easy. Have fun! :) :hi:

[Misunderestimator]

4. Fortunately for me, I'm only babysitting the little devil...

His mothers are picking him up this afternoon.

[Misunderestimator]

5. Grr... he justed stepped on the COPY button on my printer...

And now he is attacking my feet again. I think it's time for a time-out.

:crazy:

[kedrys]

6. Kittens that size LOVE feet

It's the closest they have to something their own size to pick on. :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

7. alright

[LynneSin]

8. You should see my arm after 2 hours of volunteering at a cat adoption

I look like I'm a fricking cutter with all the scratches on my right arm and some of them drew blood. THose kittens are adorable but they know how to grab on with those little paws.

[Misunderestimator]

9. And the way they just bite HARDER when you try to overpower

them... and that dilated pupil scary look they get in their eyes. Amazingly intimidating for such tiny creatures.

[progmom]

10. but...you keep asking me to bite you

these mexed missages are confusing me.

[Misunderestimator]

11. Are you a semi-feral kitten now?

:shrug: :P

[ps1074]

12. Hmmm... I thought this is a PANDA thread

:shrug:

[Debi]

13. Maybe if you quit choking the kitten it will quit biting you

Kittens need love

[Misunderestimator]

14. LOL! I wasn't choking him!

That was HIM attacking ME! He wouldn't let go... :)

[Debi]

18. In that case

gently bang him against a wall until he lets go (it works in the movies) :P

[Misunderestimator]

19. I would, except then he looks at me like this:

Gosh, he's cute...

[Debi]

21. CATNIP

WE NEED CATNIP!!!

[WCGreen]

24. That's cute.....

It looks like the devil spawn to me

:evilgrin:

[Taverner]

15. Awwwww ...It just wants to eat you

And lick your bones!

That;s all

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. But you said you liked it when I did that!

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

17. If you had such sharp teeth...

I would tell you the same thing... and probably lock you in the bathroom.

[redqueen]

20. Two words: cat toy

Only thing I've ever found that stops a playful kitten from attacking is a toy. Preferably one on the end of a long stick, so you don't get hit by accident in any of those acrobatic leaps they do.

Cute kitty. :)

[Misunderestimator]

26. You should have seen him FLIP out when he met the puppy...

that I babysat on Saturday. He was a little tasmanian devil... all claws and teeth and screeching and hissing. Swiped the back of my leg very nicely... good thing I had him on a harnass and leash... and that I have long arms.

:D

[Left Is Write]

22. I'm sorry.

I thought you liked it.

:(

[Misunderestimator]

23. Ha!

These kitty teeth are quite a different story... :P

[warrens]

25. Yer gonna be sorry when he hits 12 lbs.

And it ain't cute anymore. It took me about 8 years to train my cat that just because it can see my hand doesn't mean it's ok to go after it with all four paws and his teeth.

[Misunderestimator]

29. I would love him anyway, but alas, I am only babysitting him...

for another hour. Sweatshirts pulled down over the hand or a thick sock are the only things that work for me. Good job on training him, some cats NEVER grow out of that... there's always a little wildness that can be (too easily) coaxed out.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

27. Wear the little devil out and coo over him when he's sleeping

PRECIOUS!!!

[FuzzySlippers]

28. But you're so scrumptious!!!

Just like a big plate of fried calamari!!:9

[Blue-Jay]

30. Bite the damn thing right back!

*chomp*