The New Arrivals (joke)

[Squatch]

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.

1st woman : I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad.. after I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself watching TV in the den.

1st woman: So what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic and then down in the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally exhausted and stressed, I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive:patriot:

[Shell Beau]

1. Ha ha ha!

[usedtobesick]

2. LOL!

[XemaSab]

3. booooo

n/t