Freeptardette "L@@king for a Real Man to have a baby with......... "

[Goldmund]

I am a big gal with a big heart, not into drugs, alcohol or players. I live a quiet life, not into going out all the time. Love Jesus and want to meet a nice man to worship with. It would be nice to share christian beliefs with one another. I also enjoy helping people in need, not looking to fall in love or rule anyone.
I would just enjoy a nice man to do some fun things with sometimes, I am experienced with giving oral pleasure and have no restrictions on a sexual level.
If you like to eat fast food, watch cable TV and lay around in bed half the day, then I am the woman for you. Not looking for marriage, but I do want to have a baby. I am NOT looking for a man to support me, as I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life (my Aunt left me quite well off when she died).
Not interested in negro or mexican men.....I want a God fearing white man to have a child with. Must be drug and disease free, I am!

Warning: Freeper nakedness at link:
http://redding.craigslist.org/w4m/89087768.html

If it all works out, I want pictures from the wedding!

[Kraklen]

1. I don't get it.

She says she has no restrictions on a sexual level but not into drugs, booze, and players?

:shrug:

[ronnykmarshall]

3. I think it's a joke.

[Left Is Write]

35. I agree.

How could that NOT be a joke? "If you like to eat fast food, watch cable TV, and lie around in bed half the day, then I am the woman for you"?

[ronnykmarshall]

4. I think it's a joke.

[Old_Fart]

16. "I thought that they were pillows"

:rofl:

[WindRavenX]

...

"whoa"

[meegbear]

2. She wants a God fearing white man ...

to knock her up? Huh?

[Goldmund]

5. Yup

NOT looking to get married... :rofl:

[youthere]

6. oh.my.god.

:wow:

wow. just. wow.

[Blue-Jay]

7. Note to self:

Please read entire posts prior to clicking on links while at work.

oy.

[Bunny]

8. I'm not going to click on that link, but this has to be a joke.

It's too bizarre to be real, right? :shrug:

[Goldmund]

9. I don't think it's a joke

Reality has befriended absurdity lately.

[Bunny]

10. Wow. Weird. I'll open the link when I get home.

[Goldmund]

13. Make sure to take some Dramamine first.

:)

[PittPoliSci]

20. i like that quote!

:hi:

[Sequoia]

28. Probably true, there's lots of people like that.

Just check out Hustler Magazine. They used to have photos of creepy/scary women like that in their back pages (before the internet).

[XemaSab]

12. It's redding:

no joke.

[Ganja Ninja]

14. Be glad you didn't click on that link.

:yoiks:

[XemaSab]

11. Fuckin' Redding!

Fuck yeah!

"Fat Freeper chick looking for someone to lay around in bed all day and get the sheets greasy. Men with marriage in mind need not apply; the only thing I'm looking for is someone white who wants to get a BJ and who won't try to push me into working or exercise."

This is BEYOND stereotypical Redding....

[Old_Fart]

15. "I can't see"

Help me, everything just went dark in here.

[tenshi816]

17. Well, you just have to wonder

how such a hunka-hunka burnin' love is still on the market, dontcha?

[LastKnight]

18. wow...

thats... wow.

she wants to meet a nice man to worship with, and use her skills in oral pleasure... funny.

[DS1]

19. Does experience with giving oral pleasure

reading from the scriptures even in the dark?

:rofl:

[petronius]

21. Are those little kid hands in the rump shot?

I'm betting that this is a joke...utterly hilarious either way!

[Shakespeare]

22. Blowjobs for Jesus!

Wants a man to worship with AND give oral pleasure to. Wonder what her congretation would think! :evilgrin:

[RedstDem]

23. All Over DU & Redding

Negro & Mexican Men Sigh In Releif...

[Old_Fart]

24. "OK, fess up who posted it?"

:applause:

[dogday]

25. And God commanded Go Forth and show

naked pictures of your T & A on the internet.....

[LastKnight]

26. its official

im an athiest... she wants somone who believes in god... in that case im all athiest, baby!

[Dastard Stepchild]

27. my eyes!

my precious eyes! :cry:

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

29. ....

No way I'm clickin'.

[AntiCoup2K4]

30. So she can't find a single Freep/Klansman/Idiot anywhere near Redding??

I find that hard to believe, but if it's really a challenge for her, maybe she needs to drive over to Reno for the weekend. Gotta be a "God fearin white man" tweaker crackhead somewhere in the "Biggest Little Trailer Park" that could meet her needs and give her that little bundle of hate.

[Felix Mala]

31. I guess God-fearing Mexicans and blacks are less equal...

[Goldmund]

32. That's "Negros" -- get with the program!

[Chicago Democrat]

33. Sounds real...

or very good parody

[Gemini Cat]

34. Ahhhh!

The hell??

Okay, that's it. I'm joining the priesthood!!!!