How do you introduce your dad to a hooker?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

[davidinalameda]

1. hey dad

you rememeber so and so

well, she remembers you

[LastKnight]

2. well, at least you have to introduce her.

its a good sign that they aren't already acquainted.

[terrya]

3. "Dad, this a hooker. Hooker, this is my dad"

:shrug:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

4. It's a stupid riddle I made up years ago

The answer is, "Pop-Tart"

[LastKnight]

7. eh, what?

maybe im just a little slow but i dont get it.

[skypilot]

9. Don't think Pop-Tart.

Think "Pop...Tart."

[LastKnight]

18. AAAAAAH i get it...

[benevolent dictator]

8. AHhahahahaha I get it. nt.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

11. Trying to decide if this punchline even merits a groan.

I'll probably be using this joke within the week though!

[StopTheMorans]

12. *dies from embarassment for OP*

[khashka]

13. LOL!

I thought it was a serious question.

So it depended on the context... like, is she his birthday present or is she your fiancee? Situational ettiquette!

Khash.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Dad - Jeff Gannon. Jeff - this is my dad.

[Taverner]

6. Usually over a drink

[ET Awful]

10. Dad, you already know Mom right?

:evilgrin: (I kid damn it!!!!)

[khashka]

14. The "Awful" in your name is accurate.

Truth in advertising, eh?

Khash.

[StopTheMorans]

15. SNAP!

[ET Awful]

16. It was a JOKE.

Yup, an awful one, but what can I say? :)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

17. I spent a couple of minutes trying to figure out what thread this could

possibly be copycatting.

Those are two minutes of my life I want BACK.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Dad, I'd like you to meet Mr/Ms (their name)

Hookers are deserving of the same dignity and respect offered to everyone else.