Email joke I just received:

[AllyCat]

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?

The Answer is TEN:

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,
5. One to give a billion-dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb,
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished,"
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark,"
8. One to viciously smear #7,
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

and finally:

10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

[SharonRB]

1. That's great!

Nominated.

[KurtNYC]

2. Too true nt

[Reciprocity]

3. Well done. n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Hey there, Reciprocity!

I don't think you come into the Lounge very often; WELCOME!

BTW, I LOVE your "Republicans vote for Voldemort" banner! :rofl:

[Reciprocity]

12. Yeah after the election I took a sabbatical.

By that I mean I gave up all resources for news, including my favorite internet site. Just now trying to catch up. Thanks for the welcome.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. I love it!

And boy oh boy, do we ever need to laugh!

:hi:

[Left_Winger]

5. Kick !!

:kick:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. Beautiful!

Gotta send this one around! :yourock:

[Miss Chybil]

8. Excellent. nt

[wildeyed]

9. Too funny!

Just sent it out to my list.

[rodeodance]

10. now we know why the Republicans are known as 'big government'

[0007]

11. God ain't this the truth......?

[bigwillq]

13. That's funny.

Saw it before but I laugh everytime.