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ragin_acadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 09:51 PM
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never feed a republican after midnight....
tsuki (posts in GD a lot) and i were discussing the yellow brick road, and thought we would bring this to your attention,

any thoughts?
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Liberalynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 09:52 PM
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1. Why
Edited on Mon Aug-08-05 09:53 PM by Liberalynn
what could they do that's worse than they are already doing?:shrug: And I didn't feed nobody nothing.
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ragin_acadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 09:55 PM
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3. they could form slimy cocoons, emerge as neo-cons or rand-droids
and fuck everything up.

then we would have to stuff them in microwaves.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 09:54 PM
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2. Why would you feed one at all?
Many jurisdictions have laws against feeding nuisance animals such as pigeons. I'm sure they could be construed as apllying to repukes as well.
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ragin_acadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 09:57 PM
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4. good point.
i have some rat-traps. but if i put cheese in them, the republicans would assume i am an elitist, freedom hating, frenchy-lover.

what could i put in the traps to catch them?
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 11:18 PM
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13. Freedom Fries? Falafel? OxyContin, perhaps?
what could i put in the traps to catch them?

the possibilities are limitless...
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ragin_acadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 11:21 PM
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14. petri dishes,
ultimate warrior memorabilia?

limitless? hell, lets start a whole new thread!
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 10:11 PM
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5. What about getting water on them?
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ragin_acadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 10:19 PM
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6. in my opinion,
as long as we don't invite them to our pool parties, we should be okay.

baby showers are also out of the question.
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Kathleen04 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 10:19 PM
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7. Who are these Republicans
that you're feeding? They need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps!!..no handouts!
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ragin_acadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 10:25 PM
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8. i agree.
i bought one from a chinese guy....ha ha ha ha.

you were expecting that answer, no?

our republicans are now manufactured in china. surprised?
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Kathleen04 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 10:31 PM
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9. Well in that case
no handout and no takeout!!

Bad. Couldn't help myself.
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ragin_acadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 10:39 PM
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10. fortune cookie says:
"handsome stranger will soon pull your bootstraps"
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Kathleen04 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 10:54 PM
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11. That fortune
Edited on Mon Aug-08-05 10:55 PM by Kathleen04
makes this Republican a little uncomfortable.



(edit: Post 3,000..yay yay..3K!)
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ragin_acadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 10:58 PM
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12. that is just because he is denying
Edited on Mon Aug-08-05 10:59 PM by ragin_acadian
the naughty bootstrap.

congrats on 3K!
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