What personality disorder do YOU have (quiz, not real)

[Heddi]

http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html


ah fuck it. THe formatting was off. Sorry. I don't know what I was other than 77% schizoid....

[jeff30997]

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[Jamastiene]

2. I got 86% for paranoid, scizoid, shizotypal

and borderline and only 26% for avoidant, but my shrink says I'm clinically depressed and avoidant... That's odd. I wonder if I have been misdiagnosed???

[NMMNG]

7. Maybe, maybe not

These online tests are not clinical diagnostic instruments. Furthermore, one test may claim you have a high likelihood of having a disorder while another may say just the opposite.

Here is another Test. It is an easier format, and scores differently. You may want to try it and see what your results are just for comparison sake. Remember, however that it is not a genuine test, it is just for casual inquiry and fun. :hi:

[alarcojon]

10. Please don't take these results seriously

The only info you provide is your gender and if you have been diagnosed with one of these disorders. There are hundreds of other factors that can explain your answers to particular questions. I rated the accuracy of my results a 1 out of 5.

[Jamastiene]

15. I agree.

I am looking at the results of this test as humorous. One funny thought entered my mind when I took the quiz. "Wow. This makes it official. I'm certifiable." lol. And yes, you are right. One factor in at least one of the questions became iffy when I answered it because of the wording. The question was about having trouble "initiating" projects. I have no trouble initiating projects. Finishing them seems unlikely with my track record though. I've had a book I started when I was 14 years old and rewritten and scrapped so many times and rewritten so many times, yet it's still not more than 4 chapters long. I had no trouble with the first chapter. I was satisfied with it. The next chapters never seemed to take off though. So initiating projects is no problem. Finishing is a whole 'nother world.

[BreweryYardRat]

3. The ones I was above average for...

58% schizoid
77% schizotypal
62% antisocial
46% histrionic :wtf:

[NMMNG]

4. !!!

Paranoid |||||| 30%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Schizotypal |||||||||| 38%
Antisocial |||||| 30%
Borderline |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||| 14%
Narcissistic |||||| 22%
Avoidant |||||| 26%
Dependent |||| 18%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 34%

[unsavedtrash]

5. "sometimes you feel like a nut. sometimes you don't!" my shrink has it

all wrong then. :hide: :yoiks:

Personality Disorder Test Results

Paranoid 30%
Schizoid 82%
Schizotypal 54%
Antisocial 62%
Borderline 54%
Histrionic 10%
Narcissistic 38%
Avoidant 22%
Dependent 14%
Obsessive-Compulsive 14%

[izzie]

6. We are all on the OC in this family

We all know it and it can be funny to a few as we mostly are not over the line. As in I can not read on book on a subject but must read 100 or can not knit one item but have to become a master knitter.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. I think I'm just as nutty as a fruitcake .........

Paranoid |||||||||||| 46% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 42% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||| 34% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 54% 47%
Borderline |||| 18% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 54% 43%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||||| 70% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||| 38% 39%
Dependent |||||| 22% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 50% 40%

[Cathyclysmic]

9. here it is , kids!

Paranoid |||||| 22%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 42%
Schizotypal |||||||||| 38%
Antisocial || 10%
Borderline |||| 18%
Histrionic |||||| 26%
Narcissistic |||||||||| 38%
Avoidant |||||| 22%
Dependent || 10%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||| 18%

[Jamastiene]

17. You must be a well rounded person, because

you didn't score over 50% on any of the disorders. Hmm. Or could you be the one who is getting ready to crack at any given moment. :P

[Cathyclysmic]

20. maybe I'm a true socio-path who knows how to take tests!

bhaw...hahahahhaha!:evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

21. Aha!

That's it. I'll be watching you. You cunning sly devil you. :P :pals:

[Cathyclysmic]

22. great! now I'm paranoid!

:hide:

[Jamastiene]

23. Just kidding.

Actually, what you posted reminded me of something. My stepfather has this saying about horror movies. He always asks why the people don't run when they hear that music (then he imitates the "Jaws" theme music).

[Cathyclysmic]

25. Kidding, also

I've always wondered why they see a monster and decide to

A) run upstairs

or

B) run to the woods

:eyes:

[Jamastiene]

27. And when zombies are chasing them, forget it.

They panic and fall down and wait for the zombie to get 'em. Usually, the zombie is going ever so slowly too. They could walk casually and escape them. LOL. I have to admit though. One horror movie out of all of them made me think I may have been the same way. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre absolutely is a horror movie. The rest of them to me seem to pale by comparison. If that crazy Leatherface was chasing me, I'd probably do like Cosby said in his standup routine about moms nagging kids to wear clean underwear. First I'd say it, then I'd probably do it. They would find a mess when I got through messing me up and Leatherface got through messing me up. In real life though, Robbie Jacks, the guy who played Leatherface was a truly nice guy. We used to email back and forth until he died. RIP. He was cool. The character he played though terrorized me, haunted my dreams...The rest of the horror movies I have seen looked to me like the character could have escaped easily.

[Spider Jerusalem]

11. Schizoid, apparently.

Being introverted is supposed to be a personality disorder, it seems.

Personality Disorder Test Results

Paranoid |||||||||| 38%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 62%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 66%
Borderline |||||||||||| 42%
Histrionic || 10%
Narcissistic |||||| 22%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 42%
Dependent |||| 18%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 46%

[alarcojon]

13. I know, this whole thing is nuts.

I wonder what personality disorder I was rated up or down for for loving music? LOL.

[TrogL]

31. Geez, that looks like mine

[Spider Jerusalem]

32. Well, we both have Asperger's Syndrome...

which probably explains the high scores for schizoid, at least, and maybe antisocial, too...(and I think the AS diagnosis probably precludes either).

[intrepid_wanderer]

12. uhhhh... what's that mean??

Personality Disorder Test Results

Paranoid |||||||||||||| 54% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 62% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 62% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 46% 47%
Borderline |||||||||| 38% 47%
Histrionic |||||| 30% 43%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||||| 66% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 42% 39%
Dependent |||||| 30% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 50% 40%
*scores in gray are the average web score

[LynneSin]

14. Wow, I scored highest for Schizoid

Paranoid |||||||||| 38% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 70% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||| 58% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 42% 47%
Borderline |||||||||||| 42% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 46% 43%
Narcissistic |||||||||| 38% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||| 38% 39%
Dependent |||||||||| 34% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 34% 40%

I'm glad this is just an amusing quiz

No I'm not

Yes I am damnit the voices told me to say that

:crazy:

[Clintmax]

16. Hmmm...I got 66% Narcissistic and 46% Anti-Social...

Narcissistic Personality Disorder - individual has a grandiose view of themselves, a need for admiration, and a lack of empathy that begins by early adulthood and is present in various situations. These individuals are very demanding in their relationships.

Antisocial Personality Disorder - individual shows a pervasive disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others.

:rofl:

WRONG on BOTH counts!

[tjwmason]

18. My results.

Paranoid - 58%
Schizoid - 46%
Schizotypal - 74%
Antisocial - 62%
Borderline - 38%
Histrionic - 30%
Narcissistic - 62%
Avoidant - 66%
Dependent - 18%
Obsessive-Compulsive - 46%

If anybody has any idea what that's supposed to mean I'd be moderately interested to know.

[noonwitch]

19. 80% schizotypal, and damn proud of it!

God help me if I ever end up a borderline like my mother!

[Mutley]

24. I'm above average on all of them except "Anti-Social"

:shrug:

Paranoid 62% 49%
Schizoid 54% 53%
Schizotypal 54% 53%
Antisocial 38% 47%
Borderline 54% 47%
Histrionic 50% 43%
Narcissistic 42% 41%
Avoidant 42% 39%
Dependent 42% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive 42% 40%

[DS1]

26. meh

Paranoid |||||||||| 34%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 54%
Borderline |||||||||| 38%
Histrionic |||||| 26%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 42%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 58%
Dependent |||||| 30%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||| 30%

[rbnyc]

28. Doesn't ring true.

Paranoid |||||| 30%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 50%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 62%
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 58%
Borderline |||||||||| 34%
Histrionic |||||||||| 38%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 54%
Avoidant |||||| 22%
Dependent |||||||||||| 42%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 50%

Just because I like solitude and know I COULD live as a hermit doesn't make me anti-social! And I know I'm not Schizotypal, just because I'm weird.

[MN ChimpH8R]

29. 78% paranoid, 78% schizoid

but I'm really 100% Asperger's. :P

[XemaSab]

30. I act out.

Paranoid |||||||||||||| 54%
Schizoid |||||||||||||| 54%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 66%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 62%
Borderline |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 46%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 58%
Dependent |||||||||||| 50%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 46%

Oh great, and on the other test I scored "High" for paranoid, avoidant, *and* dependant!