From the Rat's Ass Department: "Christina: Britney's Career is Doomed"

[bertha katzenengel]

"Christina Aguilera takes a swipe at pregnant pop rival Britney Spears, saying she has 'let herself go' too much to make a comeback."

First: Who the fuck cares?

Second: Why is this important enough to rate a "news" banner on Comcast.net?

Third: Who the fuck cares?

Fourth: Where does this rate in the big scheme of things?

Fifth: WHO THE FUCK REALLY GIVES A FLYING RAT'S ASS WHAT ONE POP "STAR" SAYS ABOUT ANOTHER?!

:runs screaming:

[Goldmund]

1. I know -- much more important things are going on,

like the fact that the Runaway Bride is mowing a lawn as a part of her community service sentence.

[stopbush]

2. Battle of The Skanks.

Who cares...except the other skanks?

[billyskank]

10. I don't care

So there! :P

[redqueen]

3. Distraction...

anything to keep people from looking at that man behind the curtain.

[meegbear]

4. But I actually RESPECT Christina ....

seriously. She has looks, as a gay man, that means squat, but she can actually SING and WRITE!

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Well, one, she never had a career - she had a product that was faddish,

and that was it.

Number two, anyone with an iota intelligence knew from the beginning that, whatever it was she had, was doomed.

Talentless fuck.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. I'll answer #5: Tens of millions of walking dead Americans.

That's who.

[johnnie]

7. Well

I guess it meant enough to warrant a thread and multiple responses. :shrug:

[Richardo]

8. The subtext: "Being pregnant" = "letting yourself go"

And that is a heinous message in itself.

I'd like both of them and all their ditzy, shallow, mass-produced clones to do something useful with their lives like join the Peace Corps or at least have their larynxes removed.

[ghostsofgiants]

14. No, I think Britney let herself go long before pregnancy

I agree with your second point however.

[Chovexani]

9. Hehe

I like to point and laugh at them, because it's all just so stupid. Of course I can afford that luxury, because I actually give a shit about real news and work hard to keep myself informed about stuff that actually matters.

Brit-Brit, Cletus and the Fetus keep me amused.

And, god help me, I like Christina. *dodges rotten veggies* Unlike Brit-Brit, she actually has talent...she just squanders it. I love her completely insane fashion choices.

[Enraged_Ape]

11. Count me in on the Christina love train

Yeah, I know she's marketed to the hilt, but Christina actually DOES have talent. Unlike Britney and all of the other pop tarts du jour, she actually can sing quite beautifully and shows some promise and even a little hope for career longevity. I just hope she doesn't let the rest of her "peer group" drag her down. She needs to rise above that.

[Chovexani]

13. I love her version of the song from Mulan

Really soulful. The girl's got a great set of pipes.

[ronnykmarshall]

12. That's so funny!

Actually Christina has a good voice.

[skygazer]

15. Perhaps they'll appear together on Celebrity Boxing

Something else to feed the mindless masses.