My Fellow Consumers.......

[Dover]

Be a good patriot and get out those credit cards...it's time to do a little Christmas shopping....

George W. Bush Jack In The Box
Be among the first to have the hottest new political collectible of the year. Turn the crank to hear "Hail to the Chief" and out pops George W. Bush, complete with presidential podium. Box is metal and measures 51/2"h x 51/4" square closed. When open, 113/4" h. Figure is hard rubber and fabric.




Talking George W. Bush Doll
For press conferences, for photo ops, for fun. Our 121/2"H GW plays 17 different quotes in the president's own voice, including some that he probably wishes he never said. Plastic and cloth. Requires 3 button batteries (included).



And surely some entrepreneurial photoshopper could make all us DUers a political alteration rendering of this White House Stooges T-shirt.



And other catalog goodies: http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/cgi-bin/hazel.cgiSEARCH_SPEC=George+W.+Bush+Jack+In+the+box&action=search&CLIENT=85613268&SECTION=2&ID=0&SUBMIT_ACTION_SEARCH.x=20&SUBMIT_ACTION_SEARCH.y=3

[OneBlueSky]

1. do they come with those big, long . . .

voodoo needles? . . . if they do, I might buy one . . .

[Dover]

2. So sorry. All needles have been banned.........

Homeland Security and all...

But I don't think they've outlawed matches yet!