You're handsome, you have a great personality, and everyone likes you

[undeterred]

I say this to my dog every day.
It seems to please him.

[William769]

1. Well it would damn sure please me.

:)

[jpgray]

2. Dogs are anti-Buddhists

Their 8-fold path revolves around embracing the simple pleasures. :D

[undeterred]

4. like the bodily excretions of other dogs

and food

[kodi]

8. whoa cowboy, can anything be more Buddhist than living in the moment?

that is what dogs do. they have an integrity unsurpassed in the animal kingdom. they eptitomize the expression of "living right."

sure, its true that being able to lick themselves helps, but that is only a part of it.

okay, a big part of it.

okay fine, a really big part of it.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. I would think so...

who wouldn't be? Well, if you were to say this to me, I'd prefer the word "beautiful" in place of handsome....

But otherwise...well..heck...Sounds good!

Ah, it's a dog's life, isn't it?

:thumbsup:

[CarbonDate]

5. I wouldn't.

But then again, I just don't like being lied to.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Well, of course....

I was taking for granted that the sentences were the truth...

I never want to be lied to...no matter how sweetly the words are spoken...

:hi:

[neuvocat]

6. You did a great job on that TPS report too!! Atta boy!!!

<Office Space reference for you there.>

[Merrick]

9. shut up and give me a raise

idle compliments don't pay my damn car insurance.