So, who here likes Dog.

[Hawkeye-X]

I meant..

Dog the Bounty Hunter. :)

[friesianrider]

1. Bible-thumper hypocrite + photo of * on his wall...

Umm...no.

[Hawkeye-X]

4. That right?

Got more information?

[friesianrider]

6. Well, if you've ever watched the show...

(and I'm ashamed to admit I have, believe me!) Inside their office, sort of behind their desk is a large close-up of everyone's favorite chickenhawk moron.

Plus, Dog is ALWAYS praying and talking about "the Lord", the Bible, etc on the show...then he tells his wife to "shut the fuck up" because she complained about his smoking. :eyes:

[ForrestGump]

2. Never eaten it

Sure, it's just protein and we eat all sorts of other cute animals, but I wouldn't be in a hurry to eat it (even though I'm a cat person).

[MissMarple]

3. I don't go there.

Not sorry to say.

[madeline_con]

5. A mullet wearing wannabe badass.

Nope. Don't care for him.

[cssmall]

7. I eat it up.

I mean, who else in America illustrates every stereotype of a neoconservative? It's fucking great and it's even funnier.

[PittPoliSci]

8. i can never convince my g/f to watch it with me..

that's the reason i use, yet she never bites. i think it looks hilarious because he's such a degenerate asshole, but since i refuse to watch TV by myself, alas i shall never find out.

[cssmall]

11. Watch something that she reeeeeally wants to watch and then use it.

Well, if you guys are serious and all. My wife and I are in tears at the end of every episode.

BTW: Nightfall on Middle Earth fucking rocks. Blind Guardian, Iced Earth and Demons and Wizards!

Also, listen to Melancholy by Iced Earth off Something Wicked This Way Comes. It's about Jesus.

Lyrics here:

Make the sadness go away
Come back another day
For years I've tried to teach
But their eyes are empty
Empty too I have become
For them I must die
A sad and troubled race
An ungrateful troubled place


I see the sadness in their eyes
Melancholy in their cries
Devoid of all the passion
The human spirit cannot die
Look at the pain around me
This is what I cry for
Look at the pain around me
This is what I'll die for

Make the sadness go away
Come back another day
The things I've said and done
Don't matter to anyone
But still, you push me to see
Something, I can never be
Why am I their shattered king?
I don't mean anything

I see the sadness in their eyes
Melancholy in their cries
Devoid of all the passion
The human spirit cannot die
Look at the pain around me
This is what I cry for
Look at the pain around me
This is what I'll die for

[Heddi]

10. I love it when he tries to get all philosophical

and mixes up words and meanings and comes across sounding not too far off from the "ice heads" that he's arresting and criticizing.

"A man once said that when a man says something, it's what he says that he says, not what he feels that he says. So say something but SAY it don't just feel it, and then you'll be saying things that you're talking about, rather than talking about things you're saying. Mahalo, bra"

[cssmall]

12. I know. I actually feel like I personally took a hit of something when

he talks

[Heddi]

13. Completely correct

and what's up with his bottom set of teeth. They stop after like 5 teeth. Just empty space. I don't get it. Get fucking dentures or something.

It bothers me to see the black gaping hole that is supposed to be 1/4 of his dentation.

He makes no sense

"When you do drugs that warp your mind, your mind becomes warped from the drugs. I know. I was in a bad place, bra. Mahalo, bra. Say what you mean and mean what you mean, you know what I mean, bra?"

I suppose that's why he likes GW so much---they both speak that odd form of the English Language that only they can understand.

[cssmall]

14. When he dies, we'll have to actually grind his ashes and smoke them,

because all the drugs will have been absorbed by him.

[Heddi]

16. ha ha ha. IceDog ha ha ha

Would it be best to smoke, shoot, or freebase Da Dawgggggggggggg?

He's so wretched to look at.

(btw--what *IS* freebasing? I'm a novice wrt drugs. Done some, but nothing too crazy. Never understood freebasing)

[cssmall]

18. Never took a drug that needed to be freebased.

[Heddi]

9. I like it because it's beyond sublime and ridiculous

I love his wife Beth. As a short, fat, big-boobed woman myself, she gives me hope that no, heather, you do NOT have the biggest boobies on the planet. She dresses more...provocatavely than I would, but you gotta give the woman props because there's not too many shows that feature full-figured women wearing anything less than a flowered mu-mu or some shit.

GO BETH! (whose real name is Alice??)

I like how she drives and puts on her cruddy makeup from the cruddy 1980's makeup case at the same time.

And Dog looks like a saddle. Dude, STAY OUT OF THE SUN.

Oh--and how *MANY* kids does Dog have? He's got the son that goes with him, then the daughter, then another son, then the little kids---I swear to god that man has, like, platinum sperm.

[AussieDave]

15. I never miss it - it's SOOOO redneck

these people are white trash transplanted to Hawaii, and they're spreadin' the word of the Lord while swearing and having all that bad sex. I don't know that Beth takes it all that seriously but Dog sure does - it's HIS way or the highway.......

[Heddi]

17. You got it, Bra

why do they call people "Bra"? I mean, I've heard of "Bro" but Bra? Are they supporters or something? That just doesn't make any sense and it annoys the fusk out of me.

"I'm gonna get ya, bra..."

"You jumped my bail, bra..."

fuck that shit.

[AussieDave]

20. Maori in New Zealand say the same thing

it's a Pacific islander twist on "bro" - Dog's an islander wannabe, but he'll always be white.........

[GOPisEvil]

21. "Bra" is a Hawaii thing.

I think it's a contraction of "bruddah". I lived there for 3 years and heard it a lot.

[Old_Fart]

19. "I do"

I have only watched it one time but it was interesting. He let the guy go. I might have fell to sleep and I was dreaming or something like that.