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Wed Aug-10-05 07:02 AM
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RE: Turds-ask me anything |
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I have recently acquired a vast knowledge on that subject.
For instance-don't react too fast that little turd factory might be giving you a pump fake (clean one diaper, lay her back down, clearly hear the motherload being "downloaded")
Ain't THAT some sh*t?
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Wed Aug-10-05 07:04 AM
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I remember those days... :)
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Wed Aug-10-05 07:05 AM
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Wed Aug-10-05 07:11 AM
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7. Ours were more like deli mustard |
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Wed Aug-10-05 07:05 AM
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2. Did you see the movie Anchorman? |
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When one of the guys on the "newsteam" put on some reekin' cologne, and when he walked out of his office, everyone was appalled, and one person commented, "What IS that? It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!"
So, my question to you...Have you ever smelled a turd covered in burnt hair?
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Wed Aug-10-05 07:06 AM
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Wed Aug-10-05 07:07 AM
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I don't even want to know how that might potentially be a part of your day. :hi:
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Wed Aug-10-05 07:10 AM
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Wed Aug-10-05 07:12 AM
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Edited on Wed Aug-10-05 07:16 AM by matcom
i understand from other parents that you haven't hit nirvana until it comes out soft and green!
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Wed Aug-10-05 07:15 AM
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9. More a textured grayish/green/brown |
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Several textures. Much like many bagel toppings.
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Wed Aug-10-05 07:21 AM
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10. And then there was always my personal fave... |
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The double-wall four side blow out with extrusion
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Wed Aug-10-05 08:12 AM
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My morning is made. :rofl:
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Wed Aug-10-05 08:13 AM
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those super fizzy explosive things yet? :scared:
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Wed Aug-10-05 09:09 AM
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13. Breast fed poopies are the best. |
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x( Baby James could fire them off rapid like and we'd end up with four wasted diapers and a messy diaper table in 5 minutes flat. :hi:
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Wed Aug-10-05 09:12 AM
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14. Jack had a "Blue's Clues" cake for his 2nd birthday. |
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LOTS of blue icing = green poop. He thought it was hilarious. :-)
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