motely36
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Wed Aug-10-05 10:57 AM
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The local 7-Eleven was robbed this morning by an armed squid.
Witnesses say he escaped in a late 60's El Camino driven by a baby panda.
Both appeared to be high on crack.
More details when they are available.
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Wed Aug-10-05 10:57 AM
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Wed Aug-10-05 10:58 AM
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2. I heard that thay had a yak as a lookout. |
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Wed Aug-10-05 10:58 AM
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motely36
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:02 AM
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6. Hey, it's your squid.... |
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I think you should pay for his crimes.
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:03 AM
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7. now you're dragging the pandas into this |
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you'll burn in hell :nuke:
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Wed Aug-10-05 10:59 AM
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4. it isn't the right squid |
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this one has a tatoo of a pirate skull on one of his tentacles
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:01 AM
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5. So now you're saying there's two of them? |
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Zuni
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:05 AM
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ha! that would have been readily apparent
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:07 AM
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you're in denial, that's understandable...
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:05 AM
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10. Did he have a gun in each tentacle? |
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That's the thing about squids, they can pack a lot of heat.
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