kick-ass-bob
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:30 AM
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Authorities have identified the gunman in the squidshooting. Bystanders were shocked to find that the shooter was, in fact, the new adopted parent/legal guardian of the squid himself, SUNDOG!
Police were tipped off by the constant denials of owning a crack pipe that was found on the deceased's person (person?).
There is an APB on this sundog, as he has eluded capture.
"Shocking," said a witness, Mr. Squidward, "you think you know someone."
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MercutioATC
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:31 AM
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I thought this was a taser thread... |
Midlodemocrat
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:31 AM
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I will call the police right away.
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kick-ass-bob
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:33 AM
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4. please be careful. He is armed and dangerous. |
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Also, the calamari are after him as well.
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KitchenWitch
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:32 AM
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how can stuff like this happen in such a nice neighborhood?
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sundog
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:33 AM
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3. they were more shocked to find kick-ass-bob nekkid in sundog's bed |
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when they broke down the door :evilgrin:
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kick-ass-bob
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:35 AM
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5. It is the only way you can travel back in time. |
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All I could find in your drawers and closet to wear were dresses.
:shrug:
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:48 AM
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6. what? the ones i borrowed from you? you can have them back |
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i'm going for the butch look this season :P
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Wed Aug-10-05 12:16 PM
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7. kick-ass-bob is a lucky bastard then |
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And so I'm going off to get me some gin into which I can cry at the thought of somebody else getting into sundog's bed. :cry:
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Wed Aug-10-05 12:18 PM
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8. um, how can you kill what is already dead |
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