AngryAmish
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:41 AM
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Have a problem? Let me give you advice which won't help. |
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Either the advice will have nothing to do with your problem OR it would probably make your problems worse.
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Rising Phoenix
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:42 AM
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1. I apparently can't count |
AngryAmish
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:43 AM
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2. This is easily solved. |
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For example, you do not need to balance your checkbook. As long as you have checks you have money in your checking account. Problem solved!
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:45 AM
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:52 AM
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4. I was out of coffee for two days. |
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I bought some last night. In attempt to bring my system back into balance I drank 2 pots this morning and now my entire body is vibrating. What now?
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AngryAmish
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:57 AM
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It seems that you need some sort of stimulant |
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The lack of coffee has caused you to become resistant to caffeine. Your body is trying to humm you to sleep, like a massage chair. Try taking three or four No-Doz. Or some mini-thins.
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:52 AM
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:56 AM
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6. Don't hook with a hooker. |
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:57 AM
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:57 AM
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7. Can't get the unattainable office girl out of my mind. |
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Not a chance in hell because she's a newlywed, but I can't go ten mimutes without thinking some really impure thoughts about her. Distract me.
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AngryAmish
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Wed Aug-10-05 12:00 PM
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Go find a homosexual. They seem interested in "turning" straight people gay. As them how to become gay.
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Wed Aug-10-05 01:16 PM
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13. I have heard they are giving toaster ovens to new converts |
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:silly:
Me? I am holding out for the big screen TV.
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Wed Aug-10-05 01:53 PM
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she "turned" two guys before she met me. she was engaged to one of 'em, and he came out three months before the wedding.
i bet she was working on me, because she really likes toaster ovens. how many do you have to "turn" to get the TV? :silly:
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Thu Aug-11-05 12:26 AM
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21. Nope, not your ex wife! |
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Only married once (and still married) :rofl:
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Wed Aug-10-05 12:44 PM
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10. I just ate a large fry |
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from Mcdonalds... I fear I wil get sick. What to do?
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Wed Aug-10-05 12:49 PM
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They will fight each other and leave you alone.
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Wed Aug-10-05 01:10 PM
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Wed Aug-10-05 01:47 PM
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14. Find a business owner |
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Edited on Wed Aug-10-05 01:47 PM by AngryAmish
Walk up to him and say "I need a job. Bad."
Then punch that motherfucker in the head.
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Thu Aug-11-05 12:28 AM
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22. can I do it without talking to him first? |
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Wed Aug-10-05 01:54 PM
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16. It hasn't rained in days |
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the garden is dying, the hose won't reach, and I don't feel like lugging water cause it is too dang hot. I'm tempted to just let the garden croak but I spent money on the plants and it seems like such a waste.
What should I do?
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Wed Aug-10-05 03:07 PM
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17. You need a layer of protection to hold the water in |
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cover the garden with a large tarp, some clear plastic sheeting or a few feet of soil.
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Wed Aug-10-05 03:35 PM
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18. I am leading my eating disorder support group tonight |
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It is made up mostly of anorexics and bulimics. What should I talk about? (Please don't be too offensive.)
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Wed Aug-10-05 03:46 PM
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Wed Aug-10-05 03:52 PM
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I think that some of them might be though if that's what I talked about.
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Thu Aug-11-05 12:28 AM
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23. I can't get over the pain of a bad relationship. |
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Members of this web community are helping, my new therapist is...sort of helping, my desire to beat the crap out of my ex is...not helping.
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Thu Aug-11-05 12:32 AM
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24. Aren't you going to give me crappy advice? |
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It's okay if you're flippant--the ultra-serious approach isn't really working at the moment.
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Thu Aug-11-05 12:37 AM
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25. I'm not special enough for crappy advice, is that it? |
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Come on. All the other people got advice.
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AngryAmish
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:53 AM
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I go out. I have to work away from the computer.
Anyway, the way to get over the pain of a bad relationship is to make repeated drunked phone calls in the middle of the night to your ex.
If he/she will not pick up the phone, start calling their relatives.
Next step is to sit outside of their work all the time.
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