doo bee do bee dooo of all CAPTIONS

[cosmicdot]

W: ... to those who just joined us in the lounge, we just had a good laugh about 'just don't go into textiles' ... which is funny considering we're just down the street from Burlington Mills ... hey, I did mention that I sympathize with all the North Carolinians suffering under our economic policies, didn't I? ... so, tell us what dead-end dream corporate chain shift job are you shooting for after learning to scan and stuff ...

[rustydog]

1. Speaking of jobs....

I like hand jobs, it don't take teknology and very little training to get it right.

Hell, I a master at it.

[Cat Atomic]

2. But seriously folks- I'm all for job training. Hell, I'll be unemployed

myself this time next year!

*tap* *tap*

Is this thing on?

[peekaloo]

3. Full economic recovery

Hey they laughed harder the second time!

[kyrasdad]

4. Mr. President...

would you please remove your thumb from my ass... you've screwed me enough already... thank you

[cosmicdot]

5. Sunday morning kick

:dem:

[cosmicdot]

6. a salute to Al Gore kick

:dem:

[skip fox]

7. "So I said, 'Take my wife, and fool me twice!' Boy,

that breaks them up every time. I'm not sure why, but Karl told me to do it. Great, huh?"

[ProudGerman]

8. I don't understand techno-logigy

Hell, I don't understand many things. But I do understand that I'm rich rich rich, something you folks will never be if I can help it. You see, you're peasants, and I'm king. Trust me, you'll like it this way, or I'll make you like it.